DocHolladay23 Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 All the facts in this thread are false, the fact is that words cannot even begin to describe Chuck Norris [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] You want stickers? Hit me up here!!! You want a shirt? Hit me up here!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocHolladay23 Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] You want stickers? Hit me up here!!! You want a shirt? Hit me up here!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocHolladay23 Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] You want stickers? Hit me up here!!! You want a shirt? Hit me up here!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocHolladay23 Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Chuck Norris is so amazing, he CAN believe it's not butter [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] You want stickers? Hit me up here!!! You want a shirt? Hit me up here!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocHolladay23 Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 OK I'm done [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] You want stickers? Hit me up here!!! You want a shirt? Hit me up here!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
add is fun Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew.anderson Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 CHUCK NORRIS: Bring on the Pain The official game of martial arts champ, action star, TV hero, and media phenomenon Chuck Norris!  http://media01.gameloft.com/products/652/default/web/screenshots/240/1.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishbone Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 App Store? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05pearl Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Are you implying that Chuck Norris was once a virgin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gire Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a man so hard, he grew younger.  Bumped because I got the book last night as a birthday present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05pearl Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 I saw Chuck Norris on TV the other day. He looked a little out of shape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gire Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 You wait til Chuck reads that and kills you in your sleep tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05pearl Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 You wait til Chuck reads that and kills you in your sleep tonight.  I know, I know, you can't hide from Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckNorris Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Â I know, I know, you can't hide from Chuck Norris. Â I'll see you in a little bit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05pearl Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 ^ newbie  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerboa113 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 wow.. apparently chuck norris can post.. and still have 0 posts.. now that IS amazing.. "The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05pearl Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 ^^ and he has a Spec B too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eqt2010 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 I saw Chuck Norris on TV the other day. He looked a little out of shape. Chuck Norris will never be out of shape. It's your TV's problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one bad bg Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 according to einsteins theory of relativity, chuck norris can actually roundhouse kick you into yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one bad bg Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 chuck norris recently turned gay.....he ran out of women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one bad bg Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one bad bg Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. chuck norris bought the right to this saying and it now reads: how much wood would a wood wood wood if a wood wood could wood wood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one bad bg Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 chuck norris CAN beleive its not butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one bad bg Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 there is no edangered species list, just a list of animals chuck norris allows to live Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one bad bg Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 chuck norris has no father, he went back in time and impregnated his mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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