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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly


Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money then you.


Hey SilverLeg, "It rubs the lotion on it's skin, it does this whenever it is told"

Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


When a Chuck Norris movie was first aired in France, they surrendered.

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Who Dares Wins


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...so can anyone with acrobat :lol:


Acrobat Professional that is, which is a bit pricey for the home user.

I laughed when I read that one, b/ editing acrobat is a bit*%

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