ehsnils Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 "A Cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After five days in agonizing pain the Cobra died" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ehsnils Posted June 28, 2013 Author Share Posted June 28, 2013 http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/195044-1/Chuck-Norris-stops-chainsaw.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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700watts Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) wackness.., I mean re-scribed Edited February 27, 2014 by 700watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Chuck Norris can blow bubbles....in beef jerky. When Chuck Norris goes into the water, he doesn't get wet, the water get's "Chuck Norris". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_riz0212 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/02/28/zemupedy.jpg  Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Some magicians claim they can walk on water. Chuck Norris swims through the land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted June 15, 2014 Author Share Posted June 15, 2014 [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7PAuRCFGjg]Chuck Norris: Bruce Lee wanted to do more than just beat me - YouTube[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Chuck Norris and forgot to pay him back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Chuck Norris told Dirty Harry, "Yes, I do feel lucky." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 A major mystery is solved:Â Chuck Norris let the dogs out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 When Chuck Norris' remote control batteries die, the remote continues to function out of pure terror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
700watts Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Chuck Norris told Dirty Harry, "Yes, I do feel lucky."Â and would promptly get shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 and would promptly get shot Chuck Norris would kick Dirty Harry's ass before he could shoot and if by some miracle the bullet did come out of the gun, Chuck Norris would catch it in his teeth and grind it up into pencil leads and spit them out drawing a picture of Dirty Harry's ass kicking as they hit the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BX77 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Chuck Norris's 44 is more powerful then Dirty Harry's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew.anderson Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 [ame]www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkxc7rN5MH8[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BX77 Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Chuck Norris still has the Banjo Bolts in his car, His LGT's motor never blows up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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