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Chuck Norris got in a number of testicles contest with Lance Armstrong.

 

He won...

 

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[URL="http://legacygt.com/forums/showthread.php/proper-flip-key-interesti-159894.html"]Flip Key Development Thread[/URL] "Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." - E. Hubbard
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A couple of OK Norris quotes:

 

The only person who can command Chuck Norris is is mother, who also happens to be Chuck Norris.

 

One day Chuck Norris decided to can and sell his own urine. We now know this drink as Red Bull.

 

Chuck Norris is a vegetarian, meaning he does not eat animals until he uses his fist to put them into a vegetative state.

 

Chuck Norris can ski uphill.

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