jeepthrills Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Chuck Norris never gets unpopped corn in the bottom of the bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubiGT Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 There are no WMD's in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Texas Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
700watts Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Chuck Norris never gets unpopped corn in the bottom of the bag even Bruce Lee got unpopped corn in the bottem of the bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoRilla Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 even Bruce Lee got unpopped corn in the bottem of the bag I think your missing the joke dude! Maryland's Suby friendly Realtor. My favorite suby shop: http://www.IAGPerformance.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted February 5, 2009 Author Share Posted February 5, 2009 Maybe someone should start to get afraid! http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/4/128782767089017141.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
700watts Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 I think your missing the joke dude! I got it dude....I'm being difficult... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
700watts Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Can Chuck Norris do this ? http://www.fandome.com/video/106634/Bruce-Lee-Playing-Ping-Pong/?q=b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew.anderson Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 (edited) Can Chuck Norris do this ? http://www.fandome.com/video/106634/Bruce-Lee-Playing-Ping-Pong/?q=b I didn't even check out what you posted but...yes, Chuck Norris can do it. Edited February 16, 2009 by andrew.anderson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diggs753 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch...... He decides what time it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diggs753 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 no way that's real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonman586 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 I didn't even check out what you posted but...yes, Chuck Norris can do it. He still can't beat his master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
700watts Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 and play ping pong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bosco Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 He still can't beat his master. no kidding iirc didn't Chuck Norris get his ass kicked by Bruce Lee? Stay Stock Stay Happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
700watts Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 ^ Yes he did....realy good too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerboa113 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 then lee mysteriously died. perhaps norris used a delay punch.. "The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
700watts Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 ^ perhaps not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacks GT Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 What about Jet li? I think chucky would struggle with him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
700watts Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Normally I would agree but....I good friend of mine who studies the Art, told me that Jet Lee was trained in a fighting style that was specifically designed to look good for the camera, but isn't a valid fighting style. Chuck would have more trouble with believe it or not Jacky Chan who based his style off Bruce Lee's. This info is second hand.....I must research this myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacks GT Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I dunno mate, Jet seems to have his sh!t pretty tight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacks GT Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Born in Beijing' date=' Jet Li began studying wushu (the Chinese term for martial arts) at the age of 8. After three years of extensive training, Li won his first national championship for the Beijing Wushu Team. Jet Li was selected by the government to represent the country in over 45 countries by performing martial arts at various state functions. The most famous, in terms of history, was his 1974 performance at the Rose Garden of the White House for President Richard Nixon, after he had just reopened American diplomatic relations with China. For the next five years (1974-1979), he remained the All-Around National Wushu Champion of China. [/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
700watts Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 ^^I stand corrected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerboa113 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 this was supposed to be a chuck norris joke thread not a "bruce lee is better" thread. bruce lee is dead. sorry.. he lost. no matter how awesome he was.. his heart exploded or something.. and hes gone. "The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
700watts Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 ^ poisoned actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Really? wow. Just wiki'd it, apparently it was death by pain killer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterJMC Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Chuck Norris facts baby! [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8k3uGzgZIs]YouTube - Chuck norris facts[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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