BDII Posted September 20, 2005 Author Share Posted September 20, 2005 Walk lightly, but carry a big stick! Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *Jedimaster* Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 "Only a Sith deals in Absolutes"-Obi Wan Kenobi Isn't that an absolute? :lol; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drift Monkey Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 "Only a Sith deals in Absolutes" -Obi Wan Kenobi Isn't that an absolute? :lol; :lol; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *Jedimaster* Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 :lol; :dm; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2005garnetGT Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 "I am so smart, I am so smart, SMRT, i mean SMRRT!"-homer simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JessterCPA Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 A winner says, "Let's find out." A loser says, "Nobody knows." When a winner makes a mistake, he says, "I was wrong." When a loser makes a mistake, he says, "It wasn't my fault." A winner credits his good luck for winning, even though it isn't good luck. A loser blames his bad luck for losing, even though it isn't bad luck. A winner knows how to say "yes" and "no." A loser says "yes, but," and "perhaps not," at the wrong times for the wrong reasons. A winner works harder than a loser and has more. A loser is always too busy to do what is necessary. A winner works through a problem. A loser goes around it and never gets past it. A winner makes commitments; a loser makes promises. A winner shows he is sorry by making up for it. A loser says, "I'm sorry," but he does the same thing next time around. A winner knows what to fight for and when to compromise. A loser compromises when he shouldn't and fights for what isn't worthwhile. A winner says, "I'm good, but not as good as I ought to be." A loser says, "I'm not as bad as a lot of other people." A winner listens; a loser just waits until it's his turn to talk. A winner feels strong enough to be gentle. A loser is never gentle; he is either weak or pettily tyrannous by turns. A winner explains; a loser explains away. A winner feels responsible for more than his job. A loser says, "I only work here." A winner says, "There ought to be a better way to do it." A loser says, "That's the way it's always been done." A winner paces himself-, a loser has only two speeds: hysterical and lethargic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacie Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." -Matt Groening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
93formula Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 "It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, its the parts that I do understand." Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted September 27, 2005 Author Share Posted September 27, 2005 Those with the most invested are the last to surrender!! Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scans007 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 "I can resist everything but temptation" - someone "A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road" - Someone Else "If you can imagine it, You can achieve it. If you can dream it, You can become it" - Someone Else's mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drift Monkey Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockford33 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Racing a Honda is like fighting a girl. If you win, you can't brag about it. If you lose, you hope no ones finds out. -Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted September 27, 2005 Author Share Posted September 27, 2005 Racing a Honda is like fighting a girl. If you win, you can't brag about it. If you lose, you hope no ones finds out. -Unknown Fat chicks are like mopeds, fun to ride untill your friends catch you! Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted October 15, 2005 Author Share Posted October 15, 2005 "No one dies a virgin, life fu%$s everybody" Tupac Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *Jedimaster* Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 "No one dies a virgin, life fu%$s everybody" Tupac That's pretty deep for a mostly worthless thug! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakuun Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 "quote" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted October 15, 2005 Author Share Posted October 15, 2005 "there is no glory in second place, you are just the first loser" Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease read post #17 members, I know my spelling sucks, I fixed it. show some respect or GTFO Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew.anderson Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 "There are good men and bad men of all nationalities, creeds and colors; and if this world of ours is ever to become what we hope some day it may become, it must be by the general recognition that the man's heart and soul, the man's worth and actions, determine his standing." From Letter by Theodore Roosevelt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddavis Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 "Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew.anderson Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 It's Alive!!! I was unsure if I would be able to revive the quotes thread. I use alot of the quotes I got from here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddavis Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I was unsure if I would be able to revive the quotes thread But was it ever really gone? ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfd425 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 A broker asked me for a quote in December spring wheat today. I told him I'd bid 408-1/2 and I'd sell it at 409-1/2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *Jedimaster* Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 "Don't spit in the wind". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scans007 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 "Don't eat yellow snow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdisco Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Memorable Quotes from Animal House (1978) D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one. Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Otter: Germans? Boon: Forget it, he's rolling. Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... [thinks hard] Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! [runs out, alone; then returns] Bluto: What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer... Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. Bluto: We're just the guys to do it. D-Day: Let's do it. Bluto: LET'S DO IT Caddy Shack Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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