47ka Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 "You guys are a bunch of turkeys. You're going to be stuck in lab on Fridays while your supervisors who graduated from MIT jet off in their sportscars and you're stuck hating your lives." ~Anonymous Johns Hopkins Professor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted May 9, 2007 Author Share Posted May 9, 2007 Women are like a drug. They take our money, confuse us, drive us crazy, we can't get our mind off of them. And just when we think, why not just walk away, break free and be happy? Its the ADDICTION, to the breast and bottom that pulls us back in. -87topaz Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strabismo Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 "To those who doesn't stand behind our soldiers, please feel free to stand in front of them." and "Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coxx Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Christopher: "when you gonna pay me??!!" Paulie Walnuts: "When you suck the money outta my ass!!" (last sunday's Sopranos) :lol: :lol: You gotta admit. As much as that show has fallen off, they got some great lines here & there. "Barack Obama, mothaf#%@a! Barack Obama! I'm the president...of hittin' the ass!" -this is not a political view it's merely a quote from a hilarious tv show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xjoecool85x Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Not a quote, but it's hanging up in my office. Thoughts of a deaf child My family knew that I was deaf When I was only three, and since then fifteen years ago Have never signed to me. I know when I'm around the house, I try and use my voice, It makes them feel more comfortable; For me, I have no choice. I try, communicate their way- Uncomfortable for me. My parents wouldn't learn sign Ashamed or apathy? I never cared about the sound of radios and bands; What hurts me most is, I never heard my parents' signing hands that's a good quote and I'm deaf FYI... prolly the only one on this forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strabismo Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Just heard this one: "I wish someone would put chlorine in the gene pool" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gitster Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 "Well Stanley, if you dont like it you can go to the back of the bus." "Excuse me?" "Or the front of the bus, or you can drive the bus" The Office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmeat Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 My favorite has been this: Do or do not. There is no try. -Yoda. Why? Cause it's true. If you are going to do it, DO IT. Don't "try" (which usually leads to failure). Even if you have to do it 3 times, DO IT. I'm pleasantly surprised... It was most certainly worth the couple bucks and 10 mins of my time. CLICK HERE FOR THE HOGZAUST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strabismo Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 "99% of lawyers gives the rest a bad name" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coxx Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 "Well Stanley, if you dont like it you can go to the back of the bus." "Excuse me?" "Or the front of the bus, or you can drive the bus" The Office :lol: that was another awesome episode "Barack Obama, mothaf#%@a! Barack Obama! I'm the president...of hittin' the ass!" -this is not a political view it's merely a quote from a hilarious tv show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted May 18, 2007 Author Share Posted May 18, 2007 "The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep." -Robert Frost Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSFW Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 "You can get away with more than you deserve in life by being slightly more rational." "I'm not going to complain about my age because without it, I'd be dead." Both from Charlie Munger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegacyGT2007 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. Winston Churchill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegacyGT2007 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 "I asked a ref if he could give me a technical foul for thinking bad things about him. He said, of course not. I said, well, I think you stink. And he gave me a technical. You can't trust em. " Think it was Jim Valvano- Basketball Coach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted May 21, 2007 Author Share Posted May 21, 2007 "I asked a ref if he could give me a technical foul for thinking bad things about him. He said, of course not. I said, well, I think you stink. And he gave me a technical. You can't trust em. " Think it was Jim Valvano- Basketball Coach Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 Keep your eye on the prize.... whatever it may be. -Randy Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 Circumstances do not make the man, they merely reveal himself to himself. -fortune cookie Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mccorry Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Circumcision does not make the man, it merely reveals himself to himself. -fortune cookie Fixed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 bwahahahahahahahahahaha :lol: Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strabismo Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 I can imagine a world without hate, without violence and without war. And I can imagine us attacking this world because they wouldn't expect it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 To laugh is to risk appearing a fool, To weep is to risk appearing sentimental To reach out to another is to risk involvement, To expose feelings is to risk exposing your true self To place your ideas and dreams before a crowd is to risk their loss To love is to risk not being loved in return, To hope is to risk despair, To try is to risk to failure. But risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. The person who risks nothing, does nothing, has nothing is nothing. He may avoid suffering and sorrow, But he cannot learn, feel, change, grow or live. Chained by his servitude he is a slave who has forfeited all freedom. Only a person who risks is free. The pessimist complains about the wind; The optimist expects it to change; And the realist adjusts the sails. - William Arthur Ward, ""To Risk"" Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 That's enough, John Mayer. -Chris Griffin's talking pimple Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meliaant Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 If forced to choose between catching a fly ball, and saving and infants life, a woman will save the infants life without even considering if there are men on base. -unknown (to me, at least) If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RippinRoo Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 ^^ That sounds like a Dave Barry quote... "I love the feel of wind in my face and boobies against my back." - BMW motorcycle rider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RippinRoo Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems. Linus Torvalds "I love the feel of wind in my face and boobies against my back." - BMW motorcycle rider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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