stuck686 Posted November 10, 2012 Author Share Posted November 10, 2012 problem solved i fixed a large mirror to the roof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywolf Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 omg seagull laxatives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryvby Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 stop feeding the bird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjweb Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 Don't get me started with you. How did you mange 150 posts in 5 days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJuan Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 How did you mange 150 posts in 5 days? because whoring My wife's balls are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJuan Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Try it, it's fun. My wife's balls are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChefRacer Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Well there is quite a big market for small amounts of bird poop these days Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critchie Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 automated laser turrets, some say it's a fad....i disagree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChefRacer Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 automated laser turrets, some say it's a fad....i disagree I think thats a bit overkill.....If you light the car on fire though, the bird poop would burn up before it could get onto the paintjob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critchie Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 I think thats a bit overkill.....If you light the car on fire though, the bird poop would burn up before it could get onto the paintjob laser turrets overkill? my god man, if we don't exercise our rights to deploy automated laser turrets in a defensive mission against this deadly pigeon threat, we may as well just give in. liberty once lost can never be returned. also this is post number 9 in my quest to 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruggerheist Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 quit your job, start smoking meth, sell car, live off the streets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightinchunk Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 i have a bbgun u can use Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJuan Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Place this next to the tree. http://www.birdbgone.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/160x180/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/b/i/bird_sonic_repellent_2.jpg http://www.birdbgone.com/products/sound-deterrents/bird-chase-super-sonic.html My wife's balls are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapnJack Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Saw this today and thought of this thread. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUS1yfjVbdg]as revenge on the birds who shit in your car - YouTube[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thetoad Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Before I bought my 06 Spec B I owned a green Forrester .I left a doody on my hood just a tad too long.When I tried to clean it off I found that it not only dissolved the paint but the metal beneath the paint.I also had some NuFinish wax on it. If you see those feces wipe them off ASAP........I'm not kidding,,had to get the entire hood repainted. A lot has to do what the bird eats,,,,,mine had a diet of plutonium it seems... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboLag23 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 1. Cut down the tree 2. Shoot the bird 3. Park somewhere else 4. Wash your car every couple of weeks 5. Quit your job And that's just off the top of my head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjf419 Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Work from home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoopMcNasty Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 take a shit on the birds tree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alegend90 Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 -buy plane -fly over bird -defecate on him/ his nest/ his tree -??? -profit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuck686 Posted January 7, 2013 Author Share Posted January 7, 2013 take a shit on the birds tree? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidWombat Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Before I bought my 06 Spec B I owned a green Forrester .I left a doody on my hood just a tad too long.When I tried to clean it off I found that it not only dissolved the paint but the metal beneath the paint.I also had some NuFinish wax on it. If you see those feces wipe them off ASAP........I'm not kidding,,had to get the entire hood repainted. A lot has to do what the bird eats,,,,,mine had a diet of plutonium it seems... Same thing happened to my DGM LGT. Mine ate down to the metal. I will need to have a bodyshop rework it. Of course, I've got a enough rock chips, that it could probably stand a full repaint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xplosivo1 Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 You need one of these: [ame]http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFEwObFDa_o[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubyDude555 Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Find it's nest and take a dump in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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