TheDon427 Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Leave a piece of bread or bread crumbs outside of your car and put some rat poison in it. That should do the trick. Seriously though, that could harm/kill anything that ingests it such as cats, dogs, children, etc. so probably not a smart idea unless you work in an area that has none of the above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.blackgt. Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 The owl idea with a suction cup on the bottom. Or do what Rob Dyrdek did and get a pet falcon that will rip things apart. Could be cool to watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer1.8 Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 shoot bird...stuff bird....mount bird on desk at work....park car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosAngelesLGT Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Buy an owl and train it to guard your car. Ur gonna need a healthy supply of mice to feed the owl. Seriously? Then whats he do when the OWL craps on his roof? Get a hawk? Then what? An eagle? Then what? Surface to air missile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjweb Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 or you can sell the poop and make lemonade from lemons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJuan Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 or you could buy a Prius My wife's balls are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocHolladay23 Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 1. Get jack with super high lift. 2. After parking, use jack to lift one side high enough to easily flip car onto roof. 3. ???? 4. Profit. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] You want stickers? Hit me up here!!! You want a shirt? Hit me up here!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradze Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 get a nuclear warhead and detonator. that way other birds will know you're not ******* around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDon427 Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Sit outside your car eating a plate of scrambled eggs. Show that bird you're willing and able to eat it's babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocHolladay23 Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Show the bird lots of statistics on deaths resulting from heights until it's afraid to fly and can no longer poop on your car. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=conXIxwG6kA]Family Guy - Bird That's Afraid Of Heights - YouTube[/ame] [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] You want stickers? Hit me up here!!! You want a shirt? Hit me up here!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bbc84 Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 get a airbrushed painting of a hawk on your roof. Make sure it has flames coming off the wings to look cool and mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJuan Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Feed the bird Alka Seltzers and watch it blow up. My wife's balls are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolegacy. Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 get a airbrushed painting of a hawk on your roof. Make sure it has flames coming off the wings to look cool and mean This, but get an eagle instead. Cause merica'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuck686 Posted November 5, 2012 Author Share Posted November 5, 2012 Feed the bird Alka Seltzers and watch it blow up. lol is this a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Donated Too laff79 Posted November 5, 2012 I Donated Too Share Posted November 5, 2012 lol is this a thing? ^^Is that a sentence? And how have you never heard of that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjweb Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 ^^Is that a troll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJuan Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 laffy taffy is a wannabe troll My wife's balls are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjweb Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 laffy taffy is a wannabe troll 6,440 posts of experience and that's the best you can come up with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Donated Too laff79 Posted November 6, 2012 I Donated Too Share Posted November 6, 2012 He struggles with the language barrier sometimes. It's ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bbc84 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Or the opposite would be laxatives: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suYz5SHFHyA]Seagulls on Laxatives Prank - YouTube[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJuan Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 6,440 posts of experience and that's the best you can come up with? Don't get me started with you. My wife's balls are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJuan Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 He struggles with the language barrier sometimes. It's ok. You have me confused with cocktain. Get it right sailor boy. My wife's balls are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Donated Too laff79 Posted November 6, 2012 I Donated Too Share Posted November 6, 2012 Oh ok, my bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustangendsley Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 make friends with a squirl and put a mini machine gun on him and let him take care of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_sharp Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 toss one of these at the tree http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101106110229/criminalminds/images/2/2c/Molotov.jpg lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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