wengermi Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card,a sheet of toilet paper and a green uno card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icy Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/norrisposterlo2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted June 20, 2009 Author Share Posted June 20, 2009 http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/6/20/128899744938704092.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew.anderson Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 I remember hearing the Chuck Norris stuff at least 2 years ago. Does anyone know how this was started or what forum it originated in? When I was deployed in 2005 they where out there...I will see if I can fidn the site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddseth Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I think that it was originally a skit on Conan O'Brien and it became a hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerboa113 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 contributing with content (for once.)Â http://legacygt.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=69833&stc=1&d=1245767920 "The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hifonic Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLegacy Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris.  Haha.... My friend that works at the next desk has a chuck norris calender and I find it hilarious. I just told him what you said and he cracked up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacks GT Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 (edited) Back on topic, I guess... When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.   When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake he doesn't get wet' date=' the lake gets Chuck Norris. [/quote'] Haha.... My friend that works at the next desk has a chuck norris calender and I find it hilarious. I just told him what you said and he cracked up...  When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris.   Uber epic fail? Repost of previous post of repost on same page? Wow Edited July 1, 2009 by Jacks GT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerboa113 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 this thread has officially divided by zero. Â <kasplode> "The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam2007 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Uber epic fail? Repost of previous post of repost on same page? Wow Whoops! I feel the shame. Deleted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerboa113 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 your double post would have made chuck norris weep.. if he wept. "The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLegacy Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 That was from a different thread... a mod moved it from here. It was in response to my avatar pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacks GT Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 ehsnils, you can come out now..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew.anderson Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05pearl Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 http://3432.voxcdn.com/_images/articles/2008/06/22/karatekick.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerboa113 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 that cant possibly end well.. "The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icy Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/128930606880307254.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted October 5, 2009 Author Share Posted October 5, 2009 http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/2/633768401591717525-chucknorrissaysso.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spec B Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 ^ Chuck Norris never fails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew.anderson Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew.anderson Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew.anderson Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocHolladay23 Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] You want stickers? Hit me up here!!! You want a shirt? Hit me up here!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocHolladay23 Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 cars were invented to create a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the car accident. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] You want stickers? Hit me up here!!! You want a shirt? Hit me up here!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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