SubiGT Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 spec.B is the only Noun authorized to stand-in for "Chuck Norris" on those facts. Fail Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudeondacouch Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 damn... beat me to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JessterCPA Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JessterCPA Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Chuck Norris can eat just one lays potato chip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudeondacouch Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Chuck Norris counted to infinity..... twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLegacy Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Chuck Norris doesnt use after shave, he uses liquid hot magma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spec B Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JessterCPA Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money then you. If you have 5 dollars………then it already belongs to chuck……so you really have nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverLeg Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pawlwawl06 Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 If you have 5 dollars………then it already belongs to chuck……so you really have nothing. If you have a milkshake....and Chuck Norris has a straw...CHUCK DRINKS YOUR MILKSHAKE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLegacy Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Anytime you hear of a tornado..... It's not an act of GOD... It's the result of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking someone in the face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coxx Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 is the time zone about 2 years behind in sweden? :lol::lol: "Barack Obama, mothaf#%@a! Barack Obama! I'm the president...of hittin' the ass!" -this is not a political view it's merely a quote from a hilarious tv show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted October 31, 2008 Author Share Posted October 31, 2008 Some things just come back to haunt you! Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted October 31, 2008 Author Share Posted October 31, 2008 Here is Chuck Norris toilet paper: http://digilander.libero.it/macs_73/chuck_norris_toilet_paper.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLegacy Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Chuck Norris can speak braille Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerboa113 Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Some things just come back to haunt you! Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash. oh please.. chuck norris's computer wouldn't DARE crash.. its the only windows machine that never has. Its afraid to. "The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLegacy Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g2redgsr Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 http://www.thegreyeagle.com/calendar/Chuck%20Norris.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g2redgsr Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Here is Chuck Norris toilet paper: http://digilander.libero.it/macs_73/chuck_norris_toilet_paper.jpg holy crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrone Biggums Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody. wa da tah my damie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regal05LGT Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra, after 5 hours of agonizing pain, the cobra died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icy Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 better than chuck: http://legacygt.com/forums/showthread.php?t=80198 make fun of spec b! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudeondacouch Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrJayMixwell Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 jack bauer facts r just as funny, if not better. Terrorists dread the day in October that Daylight Savings Time ends. Jack Bauer gets 25 hours in which to kill them. Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a ******* terrorist. The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer. It was immediately renamed after thousands died crossing it. No one crosses Jack Bauer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05pearl Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Because his power is infinite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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