@Scooby, I would have headed your way, but it didn't dawn on me to reset my phone (it stops searching for signal after extended lack of one). Needless to say, I got the text you sent at 5:30ish at 7:30.
I'll be heading up there with the DC/MD/VA AUTUMN COLORS CRUISE 2012 next month. If you haven't sold that silly thing by then, I'll take it off your hand when