CTATV Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Her diary / His diary More Truth than Fiction Her Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster. His Diary: Boat wouldn't start today. Can't figure it out, but at least I got laid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tito_b0y Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 2006 SWP 3.0R 5EAT VDC BBQ 2008 OBP 2.5i 4EAT BBQ [RIP] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKLGT Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 :lol: so true... Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSiWRX Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 :lol: Yep, I'm playing that card, tonight. Wait, I don't have a boat...... <-- I love Winky, my "periwinkle" (ABP) LGT! - Allen / Usual Suspect "DumboRAT" / One of the Three Stooges '16 Outback, '16 WRX, 7th Subaru Family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTATV Posted September 22, 2010 Author Share Posted September 22, 2010 :lol: Yep, I'm playing that card, tonight. Wait, I don't have a boat...... You Motorboatin Son of a .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAC5.2 Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 I lol'd [URL="http://legacygt.com/forums/showthread.php/proper-flip-key-interesti-159894.html"]Flip Key Development Thread[/URL] "Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." - E. Hubbard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrSpeed Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Sounds like my diary, but replace boat with truck. BANNED FROM THE TIKI FORUM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdisco Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Boat wouldn't start today. Can't figure it out, but at least I got laid http://www.goldeagle.com/assets/product/Marine-Formula-STA-BIL_8oz_Ethanol_Treatment_22239.jpg http://www.goldeagle.com/brands/stabil/default.aspx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudeondacouch Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 it was a joke, disco, not a request for help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTATV Posted September 22, 2010 Author Share Posted September 22, 2010 it was a joke, disco, not a request for help. :lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTATV Posted September 22, 2010 Author Share Posted September 22, 2010 http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/files/blogger2wp/aquaglide.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecBGuy Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 +100000:lol::lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrSpeed Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 http://www.goldeagle.com/assets/product/Marine-Formula-STA-BIL_8oz_Ethanol_Treatment_22239.jpg http://www.goldeagle.com/brands/stabil/default.aspx Agreed. But it's after the fact now. I believe he should check the distributor cap and rotor for water intrustion. BANNED FROM THE TIKI FORUM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBad Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 :lol: This thread delivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rao Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Rob IF YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR CAR YOU SHOULD NEVER DRIVE IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTATV Posted September 22, 2010 Author Share Posted September 22, 2010 :lol: This delivers. thats what your old lady said last night to me:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBad Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 thats what your old lady said last night to me:) haha. I'll have to tell her you said that. She'll get a kick out of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilT Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Motto of the story : If your boat won't start, you might as well go screw that girl you've had your eye on, 'cos your wife will think you have anyway ! Double Award Winning Legacy GT Wagon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSiWRX Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 :lol: I leave for a few hours, and this thread gets even funner! <-- I love Winky, my "periwinkle" (ABP) LGT! - Allen / Usual Suspect "DumboRAT" / One of the Three Stooges '16 Outback, '16 WRX, 7th Subaru Family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTATV Posted September 22, 2010 Author Share Posted September 22, 2010 :lol: I leave for a few hours, and this thread gets even funner! :spin:b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegacyGTBiggie Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 This is pure hilarity! And so ******* true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdisco Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Oh yeah, also always start your motor before you launch your boat off the trailer. Nothing worse then having to break out the oars and put your boat back on the trailer with a line of other boats waiting to launch. HIS problems are fixable. HER problems... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSiWRX Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 No action last night. Wife didn't pick up on any of the hints, and I played it exactly like the OP's scenario. I'm returning the boat today. <-- I love Winky, my "periwinkle" (ABP) LGT! - Allen / Usual Suspect "DumboRAT" / One of the Three Stooges '16 Outback, '16 WRX, 7th Subaru Family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudeondacouch Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 What makes you think the boat is the problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSiWRX Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 ^ I didn't expect that comeback. Good one. <-- I love Winky, my "periwinkle" (ABP) LGT! - Allen / Usual Suspect "DumboRAT" / One of the Three Stooges '16 Outback, '16 WRX, 7th Subaru Family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.