executor485 Posted March 29, 2010 Author Share Posted March 29, 2010 I wonder what would happen if you put this in a SRT4. Not only would it make it more better fastAr, but you would also get power rear windows. I thought I heard about a guy in New York who tried this... His SRT4 turned itself (through the power of the oil of course) into an AWD car!!! If I pass you on the right, I'm flipping you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeblow Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Hope your boost/mirror knob didn't break off then. Once you turn your rocket boost off, its gone for good. But maybe the spec.b oil will bring it back to life like it brought mike's turkey back to life. It's cool; I'm with the band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipsterDoofus Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 im pretty sure now ill have even more rocket boosts, at least 5x that of a v-tech Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
09_Red_GT Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I'm in for the GB for at least 100 Qts, I thin it is a lot safer than the alternative... I keep on hearing stories of people ending up dead next to Spec B's with siphoning hoses habitual derail-er Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawdaddy79 Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 And you have the dibs, on this batch... Just gathering the specifics for a GB, seeing as there is so much interest in the idea. PayPal the monies to Special_B_Oil_Sale@2fastforjoo.com I tried sending $100 but I got a "Sorry - your last action could not be completed." error message. Are you sure you're registered with PayPal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JessterCPA Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 My friend has a ship, we can load it up with Spec B oil, and sell it in China. Imagine what it can do over there. Ohh....wait a minute...oops.. http://proto.thinkquest.nl/~jrc020/tankerzinkt.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipsterDoofus Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 uhm, maybe im a bit premature here, but is there any way i can get some spec b break dust? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipsterDoofus Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 obviously the spec b oil needs to be transported in hybrid of titanium and diamond lined tanker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JessterCPA Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 obviously the spec b oil needs to be transported in hybrid of titanium and diamond lined tanker I think NJLGT has one of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
executor485 Posted March 29, 2010 Author Share Posted March 29, 2010 I tried sending $100 but I got a "Sorry - your last action could not be completed." error message. Are you sure you're registered with PayPal? Its a conspiracy!!! PayPal is jealous!!! How are they blocking me?!?! If I pass you on the right, I'm flipping you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipsterDoofus Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 My friend has a ship, we can load it up with Spec B oil, and sell it in China. Imagine what it can do over there. Ohh....wait a minute...oops.. http://proto.thinkquest.nl/~jrc020/tankerzinkt.jpg think of how fast all those fish are going to swim now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
executor485 Posted March 29, 2010 Author Share Posted March 29, 2010 uhm, maybe im a bit premature here, but is there any way i can get some spec b break dust? Spec B pads do not emit dust... They last forever, even Chuck Norris fears them. If I pass you on the right, I'm flipping you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPLGT Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 In for 50 quarts. I fried a turkey using old Spec. B. oil and the turkey came back to life and challenged me to a game of pinochle. After defeating the turkey, I ate it while it was still alive and my dick grew 16 inches. THAT'S 16.1 TOTAL INCHES! winnah!! The funniest thing I have read on this forum since I joined! Rehab is for quitters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipsterDoofus Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Spec B pads do not emit dust... They last forever, even Chuck Norris fears them. I feel like I should be punished for even asking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gire Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Can I put this in my G? If I buy this oil and put it in my wife's Caravan, am I to expect Spec B performance? Will galactic re-entry be a bitch? She isn't as skilled at driving (or touching down on a runway) as I am... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipsterDoofus Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I have a serious question. As an aeronautical engineer, i work with many of our top military aircraft manufacturers first hand, should i tell them that they've been using the wrong oil in their engines all these years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
executor485 Posted March 29, 2010 Author Share Posted March 29, 2010 If I buy this oil and put it in my wife's Caravan, am I to expect Spec B performance? Will galactic re-entry be a bitch? She isn't as skilled at driving (or touching down on a runway) as I am... Power and handling should be similar to that of a Spec B wagon, if Subaru had ever concieved such a masterpiece. I would definitely warn your wife of your intentions. At least give her the option of saying no, or getting some practice in before completing the swap. Might try a 70/30 mix regular/spec B to start things off right. If I pass you on the right, I'm flipping you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gire Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 HD- I fear what an F-22 would be able to do while using Spec B oil. It may cause the F-22's to become self aware and then we'll have a serious problem on our hands. Have you seen Transformers? The Matrix? You have been warned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTATV Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 HD- I fear what an F-22 would be able to do while using Spec B oil. It may cause the F-22's to become self aware and then we'll have a serious problem on our hands. Have you seen Transformers? The Matrix? You have been warned. we all know what happens when Skynet becomes self aware Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipsterDoofus Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 So youre saying I can single handedly bring Starscream to life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-WDC Spec B Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I read somewhere on the site that the S402 is just a GT with Spec B oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-WDC Spec B Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 we all know what happens when Skynet becomes self aware we go to war with the robots. then we block out the sun. the robots used humans for energy and put their minds in a fake world. but after years of enslavement the robots figure out that they can get more power from Spec B oil instead of humans... I know this is true. the Oracle told Neo it will be this way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JessterCPA Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I bet a drop of Spec B oil on my laptop processor here would allow me to finish all my tax work for the rest of the year by dinnertime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipsterDoofus Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 why hasnt the military shut down this thread yet and confiscated all the spec b oil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawdaddy79 Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I bet a drop of Spec B oil on my laptop processor here would allow me to finish all my tax work for the rest of the year by dinnertime. It depends how long the oil was in the Spec B but yeah I can see that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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