executor485 Posted March 29, 2010 Author Share Posted March 29, 2010 I bet a drop of Spec B oil on my laptop processor here would allow me to finish all my tax work for the rest of the year by dinnertime. Just for the year??? If I pass you on the right, I'm flipping you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossil2k2 Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Please post pix of the used oil... very interested. Also, my friend owns a 2.5i, do you have dyno numbers for using specB oil in a 2.5i? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
executor485 Posted March 29, 2010 Author Share Posted March 29, 2010 Please post pix of the used oil... very interested. Also, my friend owns a 2.5i, do you have dyno numbers for using specB oil in a 2.5i? I'll get pix up after work. And no such dyno graph exists... The last time this situation presented itself, the dyno divided by 0 and ripped a hole in the space time continuum. Now all dyno owners refuse to test cars with Spec B oil. If I pass you on the right, I'm flipping you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
executor485 Posted March 29, 2010 Author Share Posted March 29, 2010 Please post pix of the used oil... very interested. Also, my friend owns a 2.5i, do you have dyno numbers for using specB oil in a 2.5i? Actually... Just found a pic: http://www.vistawallpaper.org/vista-wallpapers/liquid-diamond.jpg If I pass you on the right, I'm flipping you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawdaddy79 Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I poured some on my wife and she turned into this: http://www.crawspace.com/babe/oil.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipsterDoofus Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 so it turns to crystal when exposed to oxygen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
executor485 Posted March 29, 2010 Author Share Posted March 29, 2010 so it turns to crystal when exposed to oxygen? No, still in liquid form, just very difficult to keep it from floating away as it is lighter than air. EDIT: Didnt you know that in order to drain the oil from the car you actually have to turn it upside down so the oil can rise from the drainplug? If I pass you on the right, I'm flipping you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipsterDoofus Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Isnt this how superman got his powers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTATV Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 then when you were done covered her in another liquid... thats why she looks so shiny there;) I poured some on my wife and she turned into this: http://www.crawspace.com/babe/oil.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipsterDoofus Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 is everything a sex joke, STD? were having a serious conversation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTATV Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Sex Jokes, Serious Business http://enlightenedmale2000.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/caught.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScoopMan Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Whenever I read STD's posts I get these nasty rashes. Anyone know if Spec B oil can help me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucas569 Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 people people people! lets not get carried away here ok??? I'm sure the OP in all his greatness and wisdom can quite easily bless us with a drop or two of the oil. Buy a hermetically sealed virgin medicine dropper and distribute said drop to LGT members! what do you think your majesty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawdaddy79 Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Sex Jokes, Serious Business http://enlightenedmale2000.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/caught.jpg Invisible president. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
executor485 Posted March 29, 2010 Author Share Posted March 29, 2010 people people people! lets not get carried away here ok??? I'm sure the OP in all his greatness and wisdom can quite easily bless us with a drop or two of the oil. Buy a hermetically sealed virgin medicine dropper and distribute said drop to LGT members! what do you think your majesty? If rao didnt have dibs on this whole batch I would do everyone that honor. Again, I will consult my friend with the almighty spec b... When he returns from the year 1885, where he accidentally transported himself to by hitting 88mph in first gear. If I pass you on the right, I'm flipping you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gire Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 "It'll shoot the fleas off a dog's back at five hundred yards, Tannen, and it's pointed straight at your head!!!!" I love that movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrooklynBoy Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Ok people. I've been holding back.....contemplating my next move.......but I think I have an answer ! Rao has dibs on the whole lot. That leaves a bunch of my forum-friends high and dry,right? How about MY spec B gets together with the OP's friend's spec B and makes BABY SPEC B OIL ! (Its suposedly less toxic and less prone to promote stutter when its young ). Let me know guys.....I could use the money for mods! Do it right the first time.........or don't bother doing it at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTATV Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Invisible president. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudeondacouch Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 why hasnt the military shut down this thread yet and confiscated all the spec b oil? we actually have several spec.B engines that we run oil through constantly. /classified Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTATV Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 funny http://www.vistawallpaper.org/vista-wallpapers/liquid-diamond.jpg what I did to http://www.crawspace.com/babe/oil.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudeondacouch Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 this thread was doing just fine until you busted in with teh not funny :scoff: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eldiablo Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I once got high from SpecB exhaust fumes... must be the oil. My VB Garage... Pumping the air back into despair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pillboy Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Well, I see I missed out on the spec B oil to rao. I do need to air up the summer tires soon, so...if any spec B owners are gonna be demounting their tires... It is still ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucas569 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 If rao didnt have dibs on this whole batch I would do everyone that honor. Again, I will consult my friend with the almighty spec b... When he returns from the year 1885, where he accidentally transported himself to by hitting 88mph in first gear. NO ONE MAN should have this kind of power! :spin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeislord Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Well, I see I missed out on the spec B oil to rao. I do need to air up the summer tires soon, so...if any spec B owners are gonna be demounting their tires... If you roll your face around in Spec B. oil then inflate your tires by mouth, they become Spec B. tires. DUH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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