GTurabus Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Bruce Lee's last movie was enter the dragon (it was an awesome movie) iirc he fought Chuck Norris in this movie and defeated him. Shortly after this Bruce Lee died. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068935/ Which shows how good an actor he is, that he can make people believe he was defeated (on screen of course). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
700watts Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Really? wow. Just wiki'd it, apparently it was death by pain killer My ex-fiancé is from Cristchurch New Zealand...and yes poisned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddseth Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Back on topic, I guess... When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't lift himself up. He pushes the world down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark34 Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Did anyone see Chuck on the Glenn Beck program the other day? Glenn asked Chuck if he would cry so we could cure cancer already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted March 3, 2009 Author Share Posted March 3, 2009 http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/3/128805732512016073.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerboa113 Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 ^ so thats why there's a hole in the Ozone? "The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted March 5, 2009 Author Share Posted March 5, 2009 http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/5/128807258813144586.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKonBLACK Limited Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 funny he jokes about it in that clip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted March 7, 2009 Author Share Posted March 7, 2009 http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/6/128808831989162466.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAC5.2 Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Chuck Norris got in a number of testicles contest with Lance Armstrong. He won... By 5. [URL="http://legacygt.com/forums/showthread.php/proper-flip-key-interesti-159894.html"]Flip Key Development Thread[/URL] "Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." - E. Hubbard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted March 13, 2009 Author Share Posted March 13, 2009 http://members.iinet.net.au/~saudukar/news/upload/Chuck1.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark34 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 I think Chuck Norris would spell all his words correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted March 16, 2009 Author Share Posted March 16, 2009 When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GateTwelve Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 You don't punch Chuck Norris. He head-butts your fist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJuan Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 .myspace.jpg"]http://myspace.roflposters.com/images/rofl/myspace/1235253106.1235253108.jpg.%5Broflposters.com%5D.myspace.jpg My wife's balls are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark34 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 ^ Chuck Norris doesn't take steroids, steroids take Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted March 17, 2009 Author Share Posted March 17, 2009 http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b232/PsiFiSRT4/Random%20Pics/attachment2.jpg http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b232/PsiFiSRT4/Random%20Pics/attachment.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacks GT Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. :lol: I believe it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icy Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/normal_government.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerboa113 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 chuck needs to wake up then and start doing his job.. I think someone else moved into his position. "The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icy Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Who ever is in chucks position, he is allowing them to be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted April 25, 2009 Author Share Posted April 25, 2009 http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/24/128850815604323015.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocHolladay23 Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 A couple of OK Norris quotes: The only person who can command Chuck Norris is is mother, who also happens to be Chuck Norris. One day Chuck Norris decided to can and sell his own urine. We now know this drink as Red Bull. Chuck Norris is a vegetarian, meaning he does not eat animals until he uses his fist to put them into a vegetative state. Chuck Norris can ski uphill. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] You want stickers? Hit me up here!!! You want a shirt? Hit me up here!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted May 2, 2009 Author Share Posted May 2, 2009 http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/2/633768438121684145-infinitefirepower.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finalburden Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 I remember hearing the Chuck Norris stuff at least 2 years ago. Does anyone know how this was started or what forum it originated in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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