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Whats your least favorite NE state?  

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  1. 1. Whats your least favorite NE state?


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BDII Grand Master

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[Toll Booth Willie:] "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please."

[M1:] "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Booth Willie?"

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!"

[M1:] "Aww, that's great, you know, considering yer a ******' idiot!"

[Pays toll and drives off]

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Go **** yourself you son of a bitch!

I'll come right outta the booth and ******' whack ya, you ******' prick!"

 

[Another car approaches]

[M2:] "Hey, hey, Willie! Hows it going?"

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Hey, can't complain, pop. Hows 'bout you?"

[M2:] "Oh, great, great. How much?"

[Toll Booth Willie:] "The state charges a dollar twenty-five, pop."

[M2:] "That's fine. Now should I give you the money,

or should I shove the quarters directly up your fat ass!?"

[Pays toll and drives off]

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Why you ******' hard on!

I'll ******* Carlton Fisk yer ******' head with a Louise-ville ******' slugger!

Whadya think of that ass ****!?"

 

[Another car approaches]

[F1:] "Hi Willie."

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Oh, nice to see ya M'am. Not a bad day, huh?"

[F1:] "Well, I'm a little lost. Could you help me out?

I hear your the best with directions."

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Well I know my way around New England.

I can tell ya that much. So where ya headed?"

[F1:] "Well, I was just wondering exactly which is the best way

to drive up your ass. You know, if you'd tell me,

I'd appreciate it, you ******' prick."

[Drives off]

[Toll Booth Willie:] "You ******' bitch! **** you!

You forgot to pay the ******' toll you dirty whore!

I'll ******' drop you with a boot to the ******' skull you cum guzzling queen!"

 

[Another car approaches]

[M3:] "Hey Willie."

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Hey, how are ya?"

[M3:] "Here's a dollar twenty-five, and go **** yourself."

[Pays toll and drives off]

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Dah, you ******' prick!

I hope you choke on a ******' bottle cap, ya ******' son of a ****!

Eat shit! Eat my shit!"

 

[Another car approaches]

[bishop Nelson:] "Hello Willie. Good to see you."

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Ahhh, Bishop Nelson. Nice to see ya.

That was quite a sermon you had the other day."

[bishop Nelson:] "Hey, well I do my best."

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Dollar twenty-five, Bishop."

[bishop Nelson:] "Dollar twenty-five,

Willie. Isn't that the same price your mother charges for a blow job,

you piece of dog shit!?"

[Pays toll and drives off]

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Ohhh! Have another one, you ******' lush!

It's not my fault the bartender cut ya off last night ya ******' douche bag!"

 

[Another car approaches]

[M5:] "Hey!"

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Well hey!"

[M5:] "Yeah, do you want the money,

or should I just shove the quarters directly up your fat ass!?"

[Pays toll and drives off]

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Well, I already heard that one you ******' unoriginal bastard!

Go suck a corn you ******' piece of repeatin' shit!"

 

[Another car approaches]

[F2:] "Hi."

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Oh, hi. How are ya?"

[F2:] "Fine, thank you. How much is the toll please?"

[Toll Booth Willie:]"For you sweetheart, it's a dollar twenty-five."

[F2:] "Here ya go."

[Pays toll]

[F2:] "Thank you."

[begins to drive off]

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Hey! Hey! Honey! Would you like a receipt with that?"

[F2:] "Oh, I almost forgot. Thank you so much."

[Toll Booth Willie scribbling a receipt for her]

[Toll Booth Willie:] "And here ya are."

[F2:] "Umm, do you think you could sign it?"

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Oh, uh.. sign it?"

[F2:] "Yeah, sign Toll Booth Willie was here."

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Ok, sure. Uhh, by the way, what is this for?"

[signing receipt]

[F2:] "Just so I could have proof for my friends that

I met the biggest ******' dip shit with the smallest dick alive.

You understand."

[Drives off]

[Crumples up paper]

[Toll Booth Willie:] "**** you, you ******' upity bitch!

I'll ******' **** you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front

of your ******' mothers! You're gonna die, bitch! I'm comin' outta the booth!"

[Opens the door and runs out of the booth]

 

[Car screeches and hits him]

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Ooooh! My ******' leg!"

[M6:] "Hey! You ran over Toll Booth Willie!"

[M7:] "Oh my God! I was always wondering what it would be like to run over a

dried up stinky dick licker."

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Why you ******' pricks.

I ******' hear every ******' word yer saying!

When this ******' leg heals,

I'm gonna kick you guys new ******' assholes!

 

[Everyone cussing eachother out]

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ScoopMan Grand Master

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wtf wuz DAT? Some kind 'pahk tha cah in hahvahd yahd' Beantown version of the jerky boyz shee yit? I thought I was going to die of old age reading that!

I live in CT, it kind of blows dead bears but Mass is even WORSE! Taxes, Ted Kennedy and self righteous lefty gay marriage crap! And don't forget beautiful Pittsfield, right there with Lowell!:eek:

Boston is a lightweight town, best for those who can't handle a REAL city like NYC! At least CT is close enough to that action to take advantage of it.

Mets and Jets..... the Yanks/Sox thing I avoid like a fresh steaming pile of dog crap. :)

Mainly, my brother lives in Mass and thinks its the greatest, but he is a complete tool.

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wtf wuz DAT? Some kind 'pahk tha cah in hahvahd yahd' Beantown version of the jerky boyz shee yit? I thought I was going to die of old age reading that!

I live in CT, it kind of blows dead bears but Mass is even WORSE! Taxes, Ted Kennedy and self righteous lefty gay marriage crap! And don't forget beautiful Pittsfield, right there with Lowell!:eek:

Boston is a lightweight town, best for those who can't handle a REAL city like NYC! At least CT is close enough to that action to take advantage of it.

Mets and Jets..... the Yanks/Sox thing I avoid like a fresh steaming pile of dog crap. :)

Mainly, my brother lives in Mass and thinks its the greatest, but he is a complete tool.

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Thats Adam Sandler, who is from New Hampshire, but similar stupid speach impediment as a Ma$$hole :lol:

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Correction, born in Brooklyn, moved to Manchester when he was 5 and was raised in NH. His loyalties lie with the fvck sox :cool:
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Correction, born in Brooklyn, moved to Manchester when he was 5 and was raised in NH. His loyalties lie with the fvck sox :cool:

Gitster has been deeply researching the subject in Wikipedia no doubt. Either that or he actually gives a shiite... :lol:

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Garandman Grand Master

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Wheres all my representation ???

 

2 Words. Lowell and Worcester. Nuff said.

One word: Bridgeport.

 

Lets face it, all those big old New England mill towns are pretty rough around the edges.

 

This poll is kind of funny because 1. we have little teeny states, and 2. the states really don't define the regions. California is 2 1/2 times the size of all six New England States combined.

 

If you draw lines from Providence to Boston to Portland, ME, or to Manchester, NH, down to Worcester, and back to Providence, you're in Metro Boston. There are chain stores off every highway exit, housing prices are high, incomes are high, pace of life is high, patience is low, internet connectivity, planes trains and highways are plentiful, and people don't use turn signals.

 

If you're in the Berkshires or the rest of the Appalachian chain, it's much more relaxed and traditional. Coastal Maine - at least mid-coast and North - is distinctive. So is most of the CT river valley. It's disheartening to see the suburban sprawl, strip malls, and big box stores - in Concord NH and Burlington VT.

 

My favorite book about New England life is "String too Short to be Saved," by Donald Hall. it's about his summers with his NH farmer grandfather, from the time they picked him up at the train station in a horse and buggy until after WWII, when it seemed everyone had a car. It will make you lament Progress. Donald Hall lives there now, BTW (he's from CT) and is the Poet Laureate of New Hampshire.

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[Another car approaches]

[M2:] "Hey, hey, Willie! Hows it going?"

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Hey, can't complain, pop. Hows 'bout you?"

[M2:] "Oh, great, great. How much?"

[Toll Booth Willie:] "The state charges a dollar twenty-five, pop."

[M2:] "That's fine. Now should I give you the money,

or should I shove the quarters directly up your fat ass!?"

[Pays toll and drives off]

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Why you ******' hard on!

I'll ******* Jose Offerman yer ******' head with a Louise-ville ******' slugger!

Whadya think of that ass ****!?"

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ScoopMan Grand Master

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One word: Bridgeport.

 

Lets face it, all those big old New England mill towns are pretty rough around the edges.

 

This poll is kind of funny because 1. we have little teeny states, and 2. the states really don't define the regions. California is 2 1/2 times the size of all six New England States combined.

 

If you draw lines from Providence to Boston to Portland, ME, or to Manchester, NH, down to Worcester, and back to Providence, you're in Metro Boston. There are chain stores off every highway exit, housing prices are high, incomes are high, pace of life is high, patience is low, internet connectivity, planes trains and highways are plentiful, and people don't use turn signals.

 

Down here in Fairfield county it is not too different. Lots of nice big houses and pretty scenery (well, except for Bridgeport anyway) but a great number of people are stressed out, materialistic soul-less zombies, with some exceptions.

 

Maine is my favorite NE state, at least way down east near Canada. People into their own thing, building wooden boats and such. Must be tough to get thru winters up there tho. I think people might end up drinking a lot.

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