AWDxBOOST Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Well i was just checkin out that supercharged sti atrocity when my doorbell rang....mind you its past midnite. I saw someone who's rather unskilled at the ninja art of ring and run duck out of the lights that flood my front porch....so i decide i feel like doing something about it i went out the garage and surveyed the possibilites....22mm wrench? nah not big enough...torque wrench? payed too much money for it....but then i see it, the glorious lugnet cross wrench so i take my weapon of choice out the back door, figuring id see some figures back there if they had any idea how to do it properly....i have ring and ran many houses in my youth sure enough two houses over, shadows bounce on the garage door, silohuetted by the gas sidewalk lamp. i make my way over there in the cover of the dark, twirling my crosswrench haphazardly and see 4 kids dart into the garage, desparately attempting to find the correct light switch to flip off the lights....but im too fast knocking on the window, i catch them all trying to head into the house...one kid opens the door, maybe 13-14 years old, and i flaunt the crosswrench in his face and tell him, "Don't EVER ring and run my house again." scared him shitless....vigilante justice at its best cliffs: i stallowned kids who tried to ring and run my house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bosco Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 wow this thread delivers. bosco Stay Stock Stay Happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meier motor sports Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 congrats on scarring children! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWDxBOOST Posted July 9, 2007 Author Share Posted July 9, 2007 it is one of my fondest hobbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewLegGT67 Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 I hope those kids don't come back and leave some hot doddie on your welcome mat. I'm probably the only person that has Wu-Tang Clan and Paul McCartney on their mp3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pillboy Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Cross wrench was a good choice...would work like a big throwing star. It is still ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groff Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 i too am a big supporter of both pranks...and vigilante justice of the kid pooping himself, would have added the last bit this thread is missing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qikslvr Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Should have had a camera to get a picture of that kids face when you busted and he pissed himself. Let's kick this pig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTGT Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 I can see this with my own eyes (only because i've been to ur house) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTTuner Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 I hope those kids don't come back and leave some hot doddie on your welcome mat. :lol: If he scared 'em enought they already doodied themselves. I used to be into the vigilante stuff myself until one of the kids father came out looking like Andre The Giant:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godwhomismike Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 pic of AWDxBOOST: http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/44/48/22844844.jpg Favorite quote: "Git offa ma property, ya nasty hooligans" . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Get yourself a sling shot and some paint balls, or steel ball bearings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gire Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Wait til the next time that kid and his buddies come by your house and spray it full of bullets from the UZI they just picked up at school... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Wait til the next time that kid and his buddies come by your house and spray it full of bullets from the UZI they just picked up at school... Just shoot back with a good rifle. Rifle > puny 9mm sub-machinegun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwiener2 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Surefire flashlight FTW!! I've caught hooligans and stopped them in their tracks with that thing. With a bright enough light, kids turn into deer at night My Mods List (Updated 8/22/17) 2005 Outback FMT Running on Electrons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Surefire flashlight FTW!! I've caught hooligans and stopped them in their tracks with that thing. With a bright enough light, kids turn into deer at night Surefire FTMFW! I have two of them. One is mounted to a rifle. Very handy over seas, and just as handy stateside for nocturnal varmints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwiener2 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I have 3..well 2 at the moment. This thread reminded me that I couldn't find my G2. That's ok though, thats the cheap one. If I lost my L2 I'd freak out. My Mods List (Updated 8/22/17) 2005 Outback FMT Running on Electrons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I have 3..well 2 at the moment. This thread reminded me that I couldn't find my G2. That's ok though, thats the cheap one. If I lost my L2 I'd freak out. I played with one of the new LED Surefire's the other day that seemed like it put out an honest 90 lumens and had adjustable brightness. I forgot the model number though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwiener2 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Mine is 15 lumens or 100 lumens depending on how hard you press the tailcap. The beam is a little wider than I like, but it gets the jorb done. My Mods List (Updated 8/22/17) 2005 Outback FMT Running on Electrons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wpgspecb Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 im surprised the parents didnt sue you, as ive heard of people being charged with uttering threats for fist shaking and "bang bang" finger gun towards another person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoplightAssassin Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 http://uploads.libertylounge.net/files/resurrection.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Wow - talk about thread revival... - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwiener2 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 totally worth it My Mods List (Updated 8/22/17) 2005 Outback FMT Running on Electrons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meier motor sports Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wpgspecb Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 i dont even look at dates anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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