Friday Funny jokes- GO!

[KartRacerBoy]

May be a repost but still a great lawyer joke:

 

 

 

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

 

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

 

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

 

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a

youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

 

The defense attorney nearly died.

 

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

 

'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.

[Picky1]

Meeting the family:

 

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet & have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first time.

 

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms & sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or the family pack.

 

The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first & time all.

 

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent’s house & meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come in!'

 

The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his head. A minute passes & the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

 

10 minutes pass & still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over & whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'

 

The boy turns & whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'

[ehsnils]

Fellow was in the hospital, in bad shape & as the nurses were giving him sponge baths they got to talking he had a tattoo down younder that they thought said "shorty". He got better & got friendly with the nurses. After he got out he had a date with 1, & she showed up at work, kinda disleveled , & the other nurses were giving her grief about "shorty" . She said it's not "Shorty" .......it's Earl Shortenhammer Tool & Die Company, Toledo Ohio .................... that's tattooed down there.

 

[ehsnils]

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

 

SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!

 

 

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period!

 

 

JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

 

 

HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?

 

 

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

 

 

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

 

 

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

 

 

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

 

 

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

 

 

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

 

 

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.

 

 

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

 

 

ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

 

 

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

 

 

PAT BUCHANAN: The chicken crossed the road to steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

 

 

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

 

 

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?

Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

 

 

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: The chicken crossed the road to die in the rain, alone.

 

 

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.

Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

 

 

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

 

 

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

 

 

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

 

 

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2013, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2013. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

 

 

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

 

 

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

[ehsnils]

A guy goes into a pet store and buys a parakeet. The next day he calls up the pet store and he's mad. He says, "That bird you sold me is vicious! Every time I try to put food or water in his cage he takes a piece of meat out of the back of my hand!" The store owner says, "Oh no, he's just being playful. But that sharp little beak can really hurt. What you need to do is just take a file and smooth off that hook on the end so it isn't so sharp."

"Doesn't that hurt him?"

"No, not at all. If you want to bring him in, I'll file it for you."

"Well, I'm a machinist. I know how to run a file." He hangs up.

A little while later, he's back on the phone, madder than ever. "You said it wouldn't hurt him! Well, he's DEAD!"

"I don't understand! I file them all the time and it doesn't bother them."

"Well, all I know is, when I took him out of the vise, he was DEAD!"

[JmP6889928]

OK OK, so it's Thursday. I'm out of town on Friday. Enjoy ! ! !

 

A patrol car has been following this vehicle for about 30 minutes now, when they finally decide to pull it over. The officer steps out and walks up to the driver’s window.

 

 

“Good afternoon sir”

“Good afternoon Officer, any problems ?

 

 

“No sir. My partner and I have been following and observing you for a half an hour now. We ascertained that you have not committed one single traffic violation, you have not gone over the speed limit by even 1 mph, you were courteous towards the fellow drivers on the road. Therefore, as a part of our new “solid driving awareness program” I would like to present you with this check for $30,000.00.”

 

 

The driver lets out a big sigh of relief:

 

 

“Oh good ! Now I can finally pay to get my driver’s license. (Ooops!)”

 

 

Awkward silence, then the wife sitting in the passenger seat goes:

“Don’t listen to him, officer, he always talks nonsense when he has been drinking.”

 

 

Grandma who’s a little hard of hearing adds from the backseat:

“Aye aye aye, didn’t I tell you not to go in a stolen car?”

 

 

At this time the trunk pops open and a head peeks out:

“Are we over the border yet?”

[Picky1]

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.

 

He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.

 

Mary agreed to go.

 

While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.

 

When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?

 

The manager replied, “That’s a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00”

 

Mary exclaimed, “My goodness, that is a very expensive faucet. It’s certainly out of my price bracket.”

 

She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charles had sent her to buy. The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.

 

From the storeroom the manager yelled, “Ma’am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?”

 

Mary paused for a moment…and then shouted back,

 

 

 

"No, but I will for the faucet.”

 

 

This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot!

[JmP6889928]

A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Arkansas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."

 

"Pet fish!?!?"

 

"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."

 

"What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."

 

The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya!

We do this all the time!!"

 

"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"

 

The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"

 

"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.

 

The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"

 

"Call who back?"

 

"The FISH," replied the warden!

 

"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.

 

Truth:

We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.

[moisha]

true that, i've worked for government before, too much stupid regulations, most condricict themselves

[Strizzy]

A "heads up" for you all who may be regular Home Depot

customers.

 

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam

while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned

out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't

happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

 

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls

come over to your car

as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They

both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their

breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible

not to

look.

 

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say

"No" and instead ask

you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and

they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each

other.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and

performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

 

I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice

on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 28th, three times just yesterday, and very

likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more

wallets.

 

Again - beware!!

[JmP6889928]

Last kiss on a bridge

A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?” “I’m going to commit suicide,” she says. While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?” She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she’s finished, the tough, hairy biker says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That’s a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?”

 

 

Wait for it........

 

 

Wait for it........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl…

 

BA BOOM ! ! !

[JmP6889928]

Father Son talk

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

[ehsnils]

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,

Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,

'Naw...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

[bosco]

PUN0GRAPHY

 

 

· I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

 

· When chemists die, they barium.

 

· Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

 

· A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

 

· I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

 

· How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

 

· I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

 

· This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

 

· I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

 

· I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .

 

· They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.

 

· This dyslexic man walks into a bra .

 

· I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

 

· A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

 

· When you get a bladder infection, u rine trouble.

 

· What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds..

 

· I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

 

· Broken pencils are pointless, aren't they?

 

· What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

 

· England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

 

· I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

 

· I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

 

· All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen.

Police say they have nothing to go on.

 

· I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

 

· Velcro - what a rip off!

 

· Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

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[JmP6889928]

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. All he needed to do was somehow get to the airport, and then he’d be home-free.

So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home. He offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc…

The cabbie said, ”If you don’t have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!”

So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck.

The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.

The businessman got in the first cab in the line, ”How much for a ride to the airport,” he asked?

”Fifteen bucks,” came the reply.

”And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?”

”What?! Get the hell out of my cab.”

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked, ”How much for a ride to the airport?”

The cabbie replied, ”Fifteen bucks.”

The businessman said, ”OK,” and off they went. Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each of the other drivers.

[JmP6889928]

“Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking companies fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’?” said the lawyer.

Farmer Joe responded, “Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the…….”

“I didn’t ask for any details,” the lawyer interrupted, “just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine!’”

Farmer Joe said, “Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road…”

The lawyer interrupted again and said, “Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.”

By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe’s answer and said to the lawyer, “I’d like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie.”

Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, “Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn’t want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He went over to my mule first, and after he looked at her he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, “Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her – how are you feeling?””

[bosco]

As she sat by him, he whispered, his eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.

 

When I got fired, you were there to support me.

 

When my business failed, you were there.

 

When I got shot, you were by my side.

 

When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

 

When my health started failing, you were still by my side...

 

You know what Martha?"

 

"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

 

"I'm beginning to think you're f*cking bad luck."

 

 

 

[ehsnils]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_CB_slang

[ehsnils]

Two little boys, ages 3 and 5, are excessively mischievous.

 

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

 

The mother sent the 3 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

 

The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD?!" The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked,

"What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!" "GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"

[JmP6889928]

Jerry has had a terrible headache for over 20 years, so he makes another trip to the doctor's office. The doctor said, “Jerry, the good news is that I can cure your headaches, the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.”

 

Jerry was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn’t concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.

 

When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person.

 

He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

 

He saw a men’s clothing store and thought, “That’s what I need–a new suit.” He entered the shop and told the salesman, “I’d like a new suit.”

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, “Let’s see…size 44 long.” Jerry laughed, “That’s right, how did you know?” “Been in the business 60 years!” Jerry tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.

As Jerry admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, “How about a new shirt?” Jerry thought for a moment and then said, “Sure.” The salesman eyed Jerry and said, “Let’s see…34 sleeve and 16 and a half neck.” Jerry was surprised, “That’s right, how did you know?” “Been in the

business 60 years!” Jerry tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

As Jerry adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, “How about new shoes?” Jerry was on a roll and said, “Sure.” The salesman eyed Jerry’s feet and said, “Let’s see…9-1/2 E.” Jerry was astonished, “That’s right, how did you know?” “Been in the business 60 years!”

Jerry tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly.

 

Jerry walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, “How about some new underwear?” Jerry thought for a second and said, “Sure.” The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe’s waist and said, “Let’s see, size 36.” Jerry laughed “Ah ha! I got you! I’ve worn size 34 since I was 18 years old.” The salesman shook his head, “You can’t wear a size 34.

 

A 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.”

 

Edited May 8, 2014 by JmP6889928

[700watts]

[ehsnils]

An acquaintance of mine spends a week of his vacation in Las Vegas every year. Hey, what can I say? There’s no accounting for tastes. Anyway…this guy usually does reasonably well, winning enough to pay for most of the trip.

 

But a few years ago he had the worst luck he’s ever had. It was so bad that when he finally walked away from the tables he had 35 cents and his return airline ticket—if he could figure out how to get to the airport on 35 cents.

 

He approached a cab parked in front of the hotel and explained his plight. He offered to mail twice the fare to the cabbie after he got home. He offered to let the guy take down his driver’s license number, credit card numbers, anything.

 

The driver wouldn’t even consider it. “The fare to the airport is fifteen bucks,” he said. “If you ain’t got it, get out’a my cab.”

 

My friend ended up hitchhiking to the airport. He got there late, missed his flight, and had to spend the night in one of those hard plastic chairs without even the price of a cup of coffee.

 

But hope springs eternal and the next year he was back as usual. That year he did very well, winning enough to pay for the trip and have a good start on the next one. When he left the hotel there was a long line of cabs in front, and back toward the end of the line he saw a face he recognized—the cabbie who had refused to stake him to a $15 ride the summer before. He pondered how to make the guy suffer for his lack of charity, and he soon hit upon a plan.

 

Approaching the first cab in the line he asked, “How much would you charge to drive me out to the desert and give me a blow job?”

 

“What!!??” the driver exclaimed. “Get away from my cab, you pervert!” My friend then proceeded to each cab in the line, asking the same question and getting some variation of the same answer.

 

When he reached the cab driven by the guy from the summer before he asked, “How much to drive me to the airport?”

 

“Fifteen bucks,” the driver said.

 

“Let’s go,” my friend said. He climbed into the back seat, and as they drove past the long line of cabs he gave each driver a big smile and a thumbs-up signal.

[700watts]

[JmP6889928]

[ehsnils]

At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer.

 

"But I don't know how to pray," he replies.

 

Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.," says his father.

 

"Okay," stuttered the boy. "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN"

 

Dinner was cancelled.