BlkLegGt Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Granted - but everyone's got the same device, and as a result, havoc ensues. I wish I had a money tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperhawkLGT Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Granted, but your lack of a green thumb kills it before the money leaves grow. I wish I wasn't going to get sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWDxBOOST Posted January 24, 2007 Author Share Posted January 24, 2007 granted, you wont get sick, you will just immediately keel over and die i wish i had a nice set of rims that fit my car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigersan Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 granted but they are bent and cuase a terrible vibration. I wish could nail this hot girl at work without consequences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gt_ltd Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 granted, but she turns out to be half-male i wish i could control my emotional feeling This Space For Rent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkl303 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Granted but you can't control your bladder. I wish the person who granted my wish would turn in to a frog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmorrisj Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Granted but you can't control your bladder. I wish the person who granted my wish would turn in to a frog. granted, i am now in a fairytale and all the hot women that you wished for are with me after i turn prince status... i wish we had gobstoppers in the break room... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Granted, but they taste like bed sheets in a whore house. I wish it didn't snow every damn time I go to Wyoming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobaltForge Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Granted, but now it snows everywhere else. I wish Subaru came out with a Legacy STi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Granted, but the MSRP is $80,000. I wish that the laws of physics didn't apply to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Granted, but all your cells are no longer attached to each other and you break up into billions and billions of little pieces. I wish our company had an inventory systems so I'm not wasting my time try to figure out what is left over from the previous work order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmorrisj Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Granted, but all your cells are no longer attached to each other and you break up into billions and billions of little pieces. I wish our company had an inventory systems so I'm not wasting my time try to figure out what is left over from the previous work order. granted, your job has been taken over by a computer... i wish there where white castle burger joints in socal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Granted, but they taste just like the gobstoppers do. I wish my freight locomotives weren't limited to 60 mph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bergs Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 EDIT: In too late....try again later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bergs Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Granted, but they taste just like the gobstoppers do. I wish my freight locomotives weren't limited to 60 mph. Granted....they're limited to 25mph I wish it would snow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobaltForge Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Granted, but then it would never stop snowing. I wish I had the money for a Big(ger) Turbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlander Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 granted, but the motor blows on your first run. I wish my friend hadn't cheated on his wife. Vir Est Fatum Ut Perficio Concepta Suus Progenies. - Man is destined to fulfill the capacity of his lineage (i.e. Darwinism) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Ganted, but know he masturbates everytime the two of you hang out in a public place. I wish i could get some sleep before I go to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobaltForge Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Granted, but you oversleep and miss work, causing you to lose your job. I wish I could get laid by a hot chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlander Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 granted, but she only did it to get pregnant and get child support. I wish everything could be affordable, made properly, shipped, and delivered accurately in one day. Vir Est Fatum Ut Perficio Concepta Suus Progenies. - Man is destined to fulfill the capacity of his lineage (i.e. Darwinism) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dtmenace Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 ...I wish everything could be affordable, made properly, shipped, and delivered accurately in one day. Granted! -But you must be living in Japan or Germany! I wish I could find a good ointment for my sores! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkl303 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Granted its called "Cream of some guy." I wish the chairs in my office offered better back support Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bergs Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Granted its called "Cream of some guy." I wish the chairs in my office offered better back support Granted but now there's this thing that sticks in your butt everytime you sit. I wish all roads were free of the SUV-talking-on-cell-doing-lipstick people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Granted but now there's this thing that sticks in your butt everytime you sit. I wish all roads were free of the SUV-talking-on-cell-doing-lipstick people Granted, but now youre sitting-in-a-cell-putting-on-lipstick-and-your-butt-is-sore I wish theyd hurry up and release the new Evo in Canada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Granted, you buy a one for $99.99. While you are watching it terrorist break into your home, they tie you to a chair, rip your finger nails and toe nails out one by one, then wax all the hair off your body, douse you in Alcohol, and give you paper cuts, hundreds of thousands of them until you bleed to death. I wish my fricken heater controls worked in my car! Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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