deimos Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Granted, but its april 1st and your co-worker april fools you , you then over react and crowhoped him in the face get fired , have to sell your car for ramen noodles ^^^^^u didnt wish! SKEELO time! I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coxx Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 ^granted, but you'll be about as sucessful as skee-lo was "Barack Obama, mothaf#%@a! Barack Obama! I'm the president...of hittin' the ass!" -this is not a political view it's merely a quote from a hilarious tv show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelawareLGT Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Coxx-you get nothing because you can't follow a simple pattern I wish I could find one of these simple chain threads that didn't get screwed up by someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKeNeD Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 granted....o wait...no it wasn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coxx Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Coxx-you get nothing because you can't follow a simple pattern I wish I could find one of these simple chain threads that didn't get screwed up by someone. granted but you're forced to only read chain threads I wish you would stop breaking my balls "Barack Obama, mothaf#%@a! Barack Obama! I'm the president...of hittin' the ass!" -this is not a political view it's merely a quote from a hilarious tv show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Granted, but you get castrated in the process. I wish the roach coach was here because I'm starving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Granted, but you get castrated in the process. I wish the roach coach was here because I'm starving. Granted, but your lips are sewn shut so you can only watch others eat I wish I had 4 day weeks and 3 day weekends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laz Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Granted, but you work at the international space station I wish the iPhone would sell under Sprint. --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Granted, but with Sprint's crappy reception, your phone won't work. I wish this breakfast croisant sandwich from the roach coach didn't clog my arteries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkl303 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Granted, but what's the point when your arteries are already clogged and you supersize your daily value meal. I wish I was Tom Brady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShockerGT Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Granted, but you will break your leg after getting sacked against the Colts, thus ending your career. I wish the Avs win another Stanley Cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperhawkLGT Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Granted, but the entire following season is winless. I wish everyone who replies to this thread would follow the directions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pillboy Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Granted, but Hogmeat is the only one who follows this thread. I wish Hogmeat would post his damn chili recipe. It is still ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC GT Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 I wish Hogmeat would post his damn chili recipe. Granted. But then you will find out that one of the ingredients is his semen. I wish I knew how to do all the install work for my mods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_templer_102 Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Granted, however you find out everything is a cheap knock-off and you've wasted 5000 dollars on it. I wish I could finally get a girlfriend that I like...been single for 17 years.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugsly Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Granted, but she was recently a he. I wish i could speak Cantonese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperhawkLGT Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Granted, but you have to work in a nail salon the rest of your life. Wish my neck didn't hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Granted, but you become addicted to the pain killers your doctor prescibes you. You turn to robbing old ladys for money to buy Vicodin, but one lady you try to rob shoots you in the balls with a 12 gauge shotgun and you have to pee throug a tube for the rest of your life in jail. I want go home early from work. Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ih8vtec13 Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Granted but traffic makes you 3 hours later then usual I wish i had a puppy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effin Ponderous Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Granted, but the puppy runs away every time you open your door making YOU three hours late for work...causing you to loose your job and have no money to feed him - and he DIES! I wish I didn't have evil thoughts ...muwahahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkl303 Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Granted but now your so nice, every girl knows your gay. I wish tequila didn't make me want to throw up in the mornings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperhawkLGT Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Granted, but you can only teleport into the mens rooms of Gay bars. Wish I didn't have to work today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ih8vtec13 Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 granted, but you ave to babysit your neigbors killer pitbull and he is blocking the door so you cant leave till they get back tuesday and by then your balls will have been eaten. I wish I could go get a message with happy ending right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 After getting your "massage" the lights come on and you realize it was a dude. I wish I could be sitting on a warm beach drinking a corona Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ih8vtec13 Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Grantede but then a tsunami comes and takes your beer away and washes you into a gay bar wearing a sailor suit that it picked up along the way. I wish I won the lottery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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