ih8vtec13 Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 granted but you slep through the fire and are now covered with burns. I wish we could bring back a few banned members Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ih8vtec13 Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Granted but it only works in porn with really fat chicks I wish for world peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laz Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Granted, but you live in Mars, alone. I wish for wider stock tires for the Legacy. --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laz Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 ****Aagaggggh! My wish came true, well half I guess!*** Granted, but it will only come as a cop car. I wish this day was over already. --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkl303 Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Granted but every day is a monday. I wish there were more hot women at my work place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlander Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 granted, but they have the side effects of halitosis, flatulence, and diarhea. I wish the "build your own" feature of the subaru site included all the performance mods we wanted on the car to begin with so you could order your 400 AWHP/400AWTQ LGT from the factory with the warranty intact. Vir Est Fatum Ut Perficio Concepta Suus Progenies. - Man is destined to fulfill the capacity of his lineage (i.e. Darwinism) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Granted, but at the last page, it said "NOT FOR US MARKET!" I wish all the paper work in my cubicle would spontaneously combust after I leave work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmorrisj Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Granted, but at the last page, it said "NOT FOR US MARKET!" I wish all the paper work in my cubicle would spontaneously combust after I leave work. Granted, but your boss wanted to surprise you with a hefty bonus check and left it on your desk so you can get it in the morning *POOF* I wish the meeting in the conference room is over so i can take my lunch and play xbox... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ih8vtec13 Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 granted but the xbox got stolen. I wish sony would DIAF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlander Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Granted, but I don't understand what DIAF means to be pertinent so SONY goes bankrupt. I wish I could buy all the nice cars at Barrett-Jackson. Vir Est Fatum Ut Perficio Concepta Suus Progenies. - Man is destined to fulfill the capacity of his lineage (i.e. Darwinism) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dtmenace Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Granted! But Barrett-Jackson turns out to be cover for Sanford & Son! I wish I had a bigger head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Granted, but you also weigh 1000 lbs and have man boobs. I wish I didn't skip breakfast this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one69chev Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 granted, but the hair'ball sandwich and glass of warm pus just isn't agreeing with your stomach i wish i was home sleeping....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlander Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 granted, but your neighbors invited OzFest over for a 12 hour jam session. I wish I could resist temptation. Vir Est Fatum Ut Perficio Concepta Suus Progenies. - Man is destined to fulfill the capacity of his lineage (i.e. Darwinism) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigersan Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Granted, you have no penis. I wish I was not sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Granted, but you have to go to work and make up your sick time. I wish this thread would never end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmorrisj Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Granted, but you have to go to work and make up your sick time. I wish this thread would never end. Granted, but now theres a PHP server catastrophe.... i wish it was payday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Granted, but it's April 15 and you own $10K in taxes. I wish my desk was more cluttered so it seems like I'm actually working instead of surfing the web. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gt_ltd Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 granted but your evil boss sits right next to you i wish i could completely forget things i don't wanna know anymore This Space For Rent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmorrisj Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 granted but your evil boss sits right next to you i wish i could completely forget things i don't wanna know anymore Granted, but now you have to continually see those things you dont want to know... GOATSE i wish i had some steak and A1 :drool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Granted, but the steak got left on the grill for an hour and taste like charcoal. I wish I WAS sitting further away from my evil boss, since his office is right next to my cubicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigersan Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Granted your sitting at home cause you are now unemployed. I wish my bilsteins and pinks were already installed so I could go for a drive in this lovely weather Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legasee07 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 granted, but then your car's getting plowed into by a tired worker I wish i have enough money for this busa this summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmorrisj Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 granted, you wont get to see fall i wish it was time to pack up already... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlander Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 granted, but your packing cause you got fired. I wish I had this magical device that would transmit to any radio frequency receiver so that I could broadcast directly to any vehicle on the road. The reason: It sure would be nice to interrupt someone's cell phone call to tell them to hang up and drive, or turn on their headlights, or (over their own Stereo) tell them to turn that crap down, or ask them out, or explain to the Ricer in his 1600cc Civic with his new Coffee can that he isn't worth the time or fine.... Vir Est Fatum Ut Perficio Concepta Suus Progenies. - Man is destined to fulfill the capacity of his lineage (i.e. Darwinism) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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