BDII Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 picktares! Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted November 21, 2011 Author Share Posted November 21, 2011 Jesus you're demanding. I took a few just now, but my handy Thunderbolt doesn't seem to be interested in uploading them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 My name is Frank not Jesus. Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted November 22, 2011 Author Share Posted November 22, 2011 Here you go: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted November 22, 2011 Author Share Posted November 22, 2011 And another, of what other drivers see! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laz Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Oh man, so pweeetty! In my mind it was white for some reason! Red is da bomb! X --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted November 22, 2011 Author Share Posted November 22, 2011 Notice the bent up and mangled front license plate, pushing shopping carts and trash dumpsters has taken its toll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laz Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 You know a good dent repair guy may be able to beautify that beast! I am just looking out for resale value once you decide to part with it and some other lucky soul can have a chance at it. X --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted November 22, 2011 Author Share Posted November 22, 2011 It is beautiful already. Once we are done with it it will enter car Valhalla as a scarred and proud warrior! The end of the line is probably going to involve about 20-30lbs of tannerite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I love it Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShrinerMonkey Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Those Jegs stickers are good for at least 5-10HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted November 22, 2011 Author Share Posted November 22, 2011 There is also a K&N sticker on the car too, a small one in the window. It might be getting some Hooker Headers stickers here soon too. Sadly missing is the glittery rainbow gay pride sticker that was on the rear window. Strangely enough the liberal hippie bastard third co-owner peeled it off once he noticed it. Before that myself and co-owner no. 2 were having a great time winking at other homophobic drivers in Gillette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueWhiteBoy Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 They probably thought you were squinting instead given how fast you were going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 This thread delivers...keep the crash reports...errrr updates coming. - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuskiTrombone Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Needs a body kit and hubcap spinners, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Search Results We found 0 listings within 100 miles of ********, ***** You searched for: Car Type: All Cars Make/Model: Ford Aspire Year Range: 1981 - 2012 Seller Type: All Sellers dammit Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted November 24, 2011 Author Share Posted November 24, 2011 Now you can understand my high asking price, these cars are scarce and in high demand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I found one 500 miles away with 65k for $1400.00 Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted November 24, 2011 Author Share Posted November 24, 2011 Offer them a case of beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdisco Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Penguin, In regards to your tire situation, maybe a set of temporary spares on safety orange steel rims would be the bomb. It would give the AZZpire that don't f'with me stance that's all the rage now. Their narrow width could dig down through the snow to the pavement and find traction. Their smaller rotating mass would also help with fuel saving as well. I would love to find a well cared for one in dusty rose http://www.insightcarsupdates.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/ford-aspire%20(5).jpg sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 I think it needs tint and a 15 foot HAM radio whip antenna. Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdisco Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/FORD-DB-FESTIVA-/270861596441?pt=AU_Cars&hash=item3f109bf719#ht_500wt_1413 How much to ship from down under to US? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted November 28, 2011 Author Share Posted November 28, 2011 So I just got to Gillette, and had to hand carry a tire with me on the train for the Ass-Pyre. In Gillette you can find tires for a monster truck, or just about any heavy equipment you can think of but not tires for a compact car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/2744093186.html I'm gonna offer him a case of beer. Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted January 8, 2012 Author Share Posted January 8, 2012 I'd start with a six pack since it's only an automatic. Good luck. Perfect color. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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