Penguin Posted February 9, 2014 Author Share Posted February 9, 2014 How many miles per month do you put on that beast? Probably about 50 miles or so a month. Lots of short trips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueWhiteBoy Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Probably about 50 miles or so a month. Lots of short trips. Probably for the best, I don't think the roads could handle such a beast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted February 17, 2014 Author Share Posted February 17, 2014 Nope, it ripples the pavement everywhere I put the powahhhhh down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJuan Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Added any new mod stickers yet? My wife's balls are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted February 18, 2014 Author Share Posted February 18, 2014 No just the bicycle inter tube hose clamped to the exhaust. Instant ricer sounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted June 5, 2014 Author Share Posted June 5, 2014 Car is still going strong, even though I beat on it every time I drive it. To my knowledge the oil hasn't been changed since we bought it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxkita Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 add a cage and you'd win cheapest racecar at chumpcar. Build my car Boxkita Track days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted June 5, 2014 Author Share Posted June 5, 2014 That is mighty tempting. Would have to take time off for entry, and of course convince my two other buddies that it is time to put the car on the track. Would be massive fun until it blew up though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxkita Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 that is mighty tempting. Would have to take time off for entry, and of course convince my two other buddies that it is time to put the car on the track and hit things besides grocery carts & trash cans. Would be massive fun. ftfy Build my car Boxkita Track days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted June 5, 2014 Author Share Posted June 5, 2014 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted June 6, 2014 Author Share Posted June 6, 2014 Another amusing incident with the Ass-Pyre, involves the reapplication of some gay pride stickers by one of our friends who works out of Sheridan, WY down to Gillette. At any rate for a few weeks the car was rocking some sweet rainbow stickers, one of which proclaimed: "So gay I can't even drive strait", and the other a rainbow hand making a peace sign. We of course drove the car about not caring at all about the stickers, most people don't notice so who cares right? Well about a week ago in a Walmart parking lot I was approached getting out of the car by a guy who evidently was behind me on the street, and I am guessing saw the stickers. Pretty sure he wasn't of the heterosexual persuasion. Not a word was spoken by either of us, but he was clearly headed over to talk to me and his gay-dar must have told him that I am not gay so we both enjoyed a comfortable silence before I went in to buy a can of soup and some yogurt. Didn't see him go in the store, so I assume he decided to go elsewhere. While hilarious in retrospect, I was then compelled to scrape the stickers off with a knife. Not because I don't like gay people, but because in Gillette, WY gay people are probably not numerous and it is probably hard enough to find other gay people to have butt sex with without us advertising being gay when we're not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxkita Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Maybe it was the ass-pire itself attracting him? You need to get the little family stickers in rainbow colors. That would really confuse. Build my car Boxkita Track days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted June 6, 2014 Author Share Posted June 6, 2014 That would be funny. Little gay children maybe even a little gay dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJuan Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 :lol: Way to funny! My wife's balls are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuskiTrombone Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Another amusing incident with the Ass-Pyre, involves the reapplication of some gay pride stickers by one of our friends who works out of Sheridan, WY down to Gillette. At any rate for a few weeks the car was rocking some sweet rainbow stickers, one of which proclaimed: "So gay I can't even drive strait", and the other a rainbow hand making a peace sign. We of course drove the car about not caring at all about the stickers, most people don't notice so who cares right? Well about a week ago in a Walmart parking lot I was approached getting out of the car by a guy who evidently was behind me on the street, and I am guessing saw the stickers. Pretty sure he wasn't of the heterosexual persuasion. Not a word was spoken by either of us, but he was clearly headed over to talk to me and his gay-dar must have told him that I am not gay so we both enjoyed a comfortable silence before I went in to buy a can of soup and some yogurt. Didn't see him go in the store, so I assume he decided to go elsewhere. While hilarious in retrospect, I was then compelled to scrape the stickers off with a knife. Not because I don't like gay people, but because in Gillette, WY gay people are probably not numerous and it is probably hard enough to find other gay people to have butt sex with without us advertising being gay when we're not. Dont like being a cack tease? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted July 10, 2014 Author Share Posted July 10, 2014 Well my buddy who was the title holder on the car has signed it over to me. So now I am the owner of the Red Ass-Pyre of power and panty dropping. His teenage daughter made his insurance rates go up. So now I own the car. **** yeah. License office was not terribly impressed with my getting the car for free though. They couldn't get the computer to accept a sale price of $0.00... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJuan Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Awesome, nice job! My wife's balls are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 How does your SO feel about this? She should be concerned about all the tail it will attract. Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted July 11, 2014 Author Share Posted July 11, 2014 She is unaware. And will remain unaware. I will blame the increase in our monthly insurance premium on her speeding ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 first order of business should be getting a radar detector. It'll pay for itself in that beast. Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxkita Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Maybe it was the ass-pire itself attracting him? You need to get the little family stickers in rainbow colors. That would really confuse. That would be funny. Little gay children maybe even a little gay dog. couldn't find a site that did multiple colors... however, this would probably offend most? Build my car Boxkita Track days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Any updates? Kill stories? Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted December 30, 2014 Author Share Posted December 30, 2014 The little car continues to perform. Still never has had an oil change in the time we've had it. Had some high school kids totally digging the bicycle inner tube exhaust modification. Nice to see some young kids appreciate the fun that can be had with cars, instead of being obsessed with smart phones and social media. There might be hope for future car enthusiasts yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 how many miles on the current oil? Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted December 30, 2014 Author Share Posted December 30, 2014 Actually not that many, maybe 5K, but all short trips. The big problem is finding time to do the work. I might get in at 00:01 and get called out on my rest at 11:30, never having time to get the work done. Plus it uses oil so we add oil as needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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