ehsnils Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/6/12/128893440522493276.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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icy Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 When the glassblower inhaled he got a pane in the stomach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
instantfury Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 da dum tssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sactojesse Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CapnJack Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Man who stick head in bowl of punch will surly get punch in nose. Man who farts in church will surly sit in his own pew. New corduroy pillow is making headlines Took my cat to the vet to get a cat scan. Took my dog to the vet to get a lab report.  Politics me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05pearl Posted October 19, 2009 Author Share Posted October 19, 2009 Mr. Miyagi wax off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 I believe you, because you definitely know your shit when talking about aerodynamics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thunderdan Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 three men walk into a Bar one ducks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malvic Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 How about these ones?Newfie_Medical_DIctionary.pdf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 http://9gag.com/photo/33468_540.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icy Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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elib Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Lots of these were told to me by my mom as "confucious says" jokes from her child hood. The one that I always remember was "Woman who stands on head has crack up". Some other corny ones:  Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk. War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell bound to get there. Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. Don't eat the snow where the huskies go! Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have! Man who lose key to apartment not get new key. He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise. Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert. Man who sit on tack get point! Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueWhiteBoy Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Adoniram Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence? Shredded beef What do you call a cow spying on another cow? A steakout What do call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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