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Here are a few of my favorites:


People who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.


The man who fell into the upholstery machine is fully recovered.


The butcher who backed into the meat grinder got a little behind in his work.


The man who fell into the glass polishing machine made a spectacle of himself.

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And a few more I find amusing:


A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.


A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.


Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.




Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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