g2redgsr Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 What starts with F and ends with UCK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urs1ne Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 firetruck? ^ n00bs below this line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regal05LGT Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Friendly Duck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TravisS Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Reminds me of this... A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade" Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs." Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets." Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants." Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?" Harry: "Coconut." The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum." Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" Harry: "Shake hands." The principal was trembling. Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?" Harry: "Firetruck." The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Living Legacy Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 For luck Farm Truck Five buck What was the point of this again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gire Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Fail Truck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g2redgsr Posted December 4, 2008 Author Share Posted December 4, 2008 firetruck? lol i didnt expect the first person to get that right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fwa2500 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 For luck What was the point of this again? to get free cheap help on the NY Times crossword thing? no clue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g2redgsr Posted December 4, 2008 Author Share Posted December 4, 2008 to get free cheap help on the NY Times crossword thing? no clue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LGT-NY Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 This Thread = http://smiliesftw.com/x/haha_1.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g2redgsr Posted December 4, 2008 Author Share Posted December 4, 2008 I= http://smiliesftw.com/x/haha_1.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LGT-NY Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Nice Try.... http://smiliesftw.com/x/asiannaughty.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g2redgsr Posted December 4, 2008 Author Share Posted December 4, 2008 your scaring mary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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g2redgsr Posted December 4, 2008 Author Share Posted December 4, 2008 mary said get back to work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LGT-NY Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Nayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g2redgsr Posted December 4, 2008 Author Share Posted December 4, 2008 we are trying to figure out how you prenounce that, NAY or NAH? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tito_b0y Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 This Thread = http://smiliesftw.com/x/haha_1.gif one of the 'lol's in the "F" is broken 2006 SWP 3.0R 5EAT VDC BBQ 2008 OBP 2.5i 4EAT BBQ [RIP] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LGT-NY Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 one of the 'lol's in the "F" is broken OMG you're right!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g2redgsr Posted December 4, 2008 Author Share Posted December 4, 2008 one of the 'lol's in the "F" is broken hmmm your right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LGT-NY Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 we are trying to figure out how you prenounce that, NAY or NAH? Let me help you out: http://www.txquarterhorses.com/horse%20face.gif Better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g2redgsr Posted December 4, 2008 Author Share Posted December 4, 2008 :lol:who notices that though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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