alaskajoel Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Chuck Norris survived the rapture Mortals wear Chuck Norris pajamas... Chuck Norris wears Jimmer Fredette pajamas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocHolladay23 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] You want stickers? Hit me up here!!! You want a shirt? Hit me up here!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alaskajoel Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Also, I think yours should be changed to: "Chuck Norris prevented the rapture from happening!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted June 24, 2011 Author Share Posted June 24, 2011 (edited) http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/3306/chunky.jpg http://www.nochucknorris.com/ Edited June 24, 2011 by ehsnils Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evak Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Sharks have an entire week dedicated to Chuck Norris Chuck Norris' ear bit off Mike Tysons teeth Chuck Norris does not need a partner for a three-legged race Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted August 29, 2011 Author Share Posted August 29, 2011 http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/227062_700b.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted September 24, 2011 Author Share Posted September 24, 2011 http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/286551_700b.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted December 12, 2011 Author Share Posted December 12, 2011 http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-gifs-chuck-norris-versus-a-young-version-of-dr-evil.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted January 21, 2012 Author Share Posted January 21, 2012 http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2009697_460s.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joelwatts Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 ^thanks I'm a native of South Carolina. I am a dying breed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imnotniko Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/227062_700b.jpg LOL this ones good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_Tang Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Chuck Norris can count backwards from infinity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No DRFT Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Chuck Norris can count to infinity twice. I have no control over drippie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boymk123 Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1ujzRidmU]Facebook Parenting: For the troubled teen. - YouTube[/ame] omg he's back!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChefRacer Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 That was awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moisha Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Maybe we need more parents like him. Made me realize how selfish I was to my wonderful parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjweb Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 (edited) That guy sounds like a total redneck. Way to be an adult and destroy property for no reason. Oh yeah and FYI Clint Eastwood is way tougher then Chuck Edited February 11, 2012 by bigjweb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChefRacer Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 The only reason Clint Eastwood is alive is because Chuck Norris allows him to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted August 19, 2012 Author Share Posted August 19, 2012 http://img.tapatalk.com/4730aa19-57ec-3f90.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alaskajoel Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I forgot about this thread:lol: http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/funny-picture-9979524382.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120213/640/demotivators_picdump_130_640_01.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeebo Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 http://troll.me/images/clint-eastwood/chuck-norris-used-to-beg-to-wash-my-car-thumb.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted January 26, 2013 Author Share Posted January 26, 2013 http://www.snotr.com/video/386/Will_Chuck_Norris_blend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twisty Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 "wow Chuck, i guess that total gym really works!" bwahaha, that was cheesy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subymike77 Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Chuck Norris doesn't shave, he kicks himself in the face repeatedly, because the only thing that cuts Chuck Norris IS Chuck Norris! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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