one bad bg Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 the sun is not a star, it is chuck norris' cigar lighter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one bad bg Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 chuck norris can weld titanium with his pee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one bad bg Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 chuck norris once has sex with a semi, we now know his son as Optimus Prime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one bad bg Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 chuck norris doesnt get wet, water gets chuck norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one bad bg Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one bad bg Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 some of these are really funny and some are really dumb http://www.pointsincase.com/chuck/homosexuality.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacks GT Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 chuck norris doesnt get wet, water gets chuck norris When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. Back on topic, I guess... When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one bad bg Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 whoops...of all the ones i posted, is that the only one thats a repost? if it is thats amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacks GT Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 No, I just can't bothered to post any others, I made a point on the last page of that quote already being reposted three times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one bad bg Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 ok now your just annoying me and following me around. this is a chuck norris thread, if you want to post useless things, go to http://legacygt.com/forums/showthread.php?t=76341 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8-02GT Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Chuck once piled up so many roundhouse-kicked corpses, even he could never possibly pick up the entire stack at once..... then he picked up the entire stack just to show you who the **** Chuck Norris is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one bad bg Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 for anyone who complains about reposts on this thread: theres 212 posts full of chuck norris jokes.......ya theres gonna be reposts, deal with it and just laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudeondacouch Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 ya theres gonna be reposts if you're here, i'm sure there will be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one bad bg Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 now like i said in another thread, im done with the reposts. and for the pics thread, its been around for years...do you really expect me to look through years of posts to see if im posting a repost....no....but im done posting pics, at least pics i found on the net, if i snap a pic that is post worthy, at least ill know thats its not a repost. but back on the chuck norris topic, there arent that many chuck norris facts/jokes, so youre gonna see reposts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pawlwawl06 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 chuck norris is doing informercials now!? lock thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudeondacouch Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 chuck norris can find humor in one bad bg's posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05lgt5spd Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 ^ oh snap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icy Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 chuck norris can find humor in one bad bg's posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one bad bg Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 chuck norris round house kicked me into not posting stupid chit anymore. get off me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcatz Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 if Chuck Norris Round House Kicked you....you, your mother and unborn child would cease to exist. -Travis Rob (rao) you're a fine gentleman, thanks I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one bad bg Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 unborn child would cease to exist. that just didnt make sence. of course my unborn child ceases to exist until hes/shes.....born Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcatz Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 its all relative figure that one out! -Travis Rob (rao) you're a fine gentleman, thanks I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted March 12, 2010 Author Share Posted March 12, 2010 Chuck Norris turned 70 the 10th. http://www.ireport.com/blogs/ireport-blog/2010/03/10/happy-birthday-chuck-norris Do you think he cares? And there is a twitter channel: http://twitter.com/search?q=%23chucknorrisfacts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterJMC Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Thought this one up on his birthday... Chuck Norris isn't 70 years old. 70 is just the number of years that we celebrate him allowing us to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTTuner Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 My 14yo daughter asked me who Chuck Norris was last night. My car swerved as I almost had a siezure choking on my coffee. What do I tell her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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