StoplightAssassin Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 The Big Bang was caused by Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a singularity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grinchy Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin, he has an extra fist. Chick Norris's tears can cure cancer.......tis a shame he's never cried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habitual Line Stepper Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Chuck Norris uses rattlesnake condoms. "I for one do not doubt you, dude. Your car is fast and an internet legend." -Gire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubiGT Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Google "How to find Chuck Norris", press the lucky button. Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanlsb Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Chuck Norris asks for the same thing every Christmas: a hammer and a box of smurfs. There's no such thing as a tornado - Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icy Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Google "How to find Chuck Norris", press the lucky button. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regal05LGT Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Google "How to find Chuck Norris", press the lucky button. Priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew.anderson Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 "Most tough guys eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all his grocery shopping at Home Depot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew.anderson Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 "When you say "no ones perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew.anderson Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 "Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, He decides what time it is!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew.anderson Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 "With the rising cost of gasoline Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew.anderson Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 "When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris you do not pass go, you do not collect 200 dollars, you will be lucky if you make it out alive!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Chuck Norris once took on the challenge of eating a 72 ounce steak in under an hour.... he finished in under 15 minutes while having sex with the waitress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be moments away from death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gelfling68 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with the Sun, the sun went blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerboa113 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 chuck norris can beat the original pacman. "The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatvol Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Heh Heh. Whats Norris's age now isn't he 70? He looks good for his age. i keep seeing the Delta Force on the TV. Not to mention Walker, Texas Ranger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 He's in his 60's I think. By most accounts he is supposed to be a pretty good guy in reality. If you don't think so, he'll beat your ass until you do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerboa113 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 "The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legacy2.5GT05 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Chuck Norris once ate an entire reem of paper.. he then shat out origami swans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
700watts Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Bruce Lee 4-ever !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerboa113 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 the only man to win in a fight against chuck norris was Bruce Lee. (this is not true but suspend your knowledge for a second.) and he died shortly after. "The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
700watts Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 The first part I could understand.........After Bruce lee....please say again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerboa113 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Bruce Lee's last movie was enter the dragon (it was an awesome movie) iirc he fought Chuck Norris in this movie and defeated him. Shortly after this Bruce Lee died. "The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
700watts Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Yes, He did....but I do believe Bruce was the better fighter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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