SubiGT Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Chuck Norris's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd. NOBODY fools with Chuck Norris! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudeondacouch Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight. The knife lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icy Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Anyone can pee on the floor. Chuck Noris can S#!t on the ceiling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoplightAssassin Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 better than chuck: http://legacygt.com/forums/showthread.php?t=80198 make fun of spec b! Or we can combine both threads! The Spec-B was finally beaten, by the Spec-Norris. The Spec Norris beat the GTR around the Nurburgring...in reverse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverLeg Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 ^^ Fail For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels. As for Chuck Norris vs Jack Bauer, no contest Chuck wins easily.Chuck Norris is the real badass, Kiefer Sutherland just acts like one. I mean, cmon, his name is Kiefer.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterJMC Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterJMC Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 http://www.4thcube.de/blog/wp-content/chuck-norris-action-jeans.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterJMC Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudeondacouch Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass........ at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerboa113 Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass........ at night. "The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterJMC Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JessterCPA Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter. winnAr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLegacy Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Pinata were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark34 Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Chuck Norris once finished the cake at a bachelor party before he realized there was a stripper in there. Chuck Norris invented the "C" section when he roundhouse kicked his way out of the womb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regal05LGT Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew.anderson Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 There is not thoery of evolution, just a list of creatures chuck norris allows to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew.anderson Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Google won't search for Chuch Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he find you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonman586 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Every Rally event to date was truly won by Chuck Norris on a bigwheel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew.anderson Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 If Chuck Norris where a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass. :lol: :lol: It's so stupid it's funny. :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerboa113 Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 crappy nerdy humor: chuck norris CAN copy and paste on the iphone. "The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoRilla Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Maryland's Suby friendly Realtor. My favorite suby shop: http://www.IAGPerformance.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerboa113 Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 a lot of iphone owners piss and moan about it not having the ability to copy/paste. Chuck norris doesn't have that problem with the iphone. thast why I said crappy nerdy humor. "The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobaltForge Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 When he's having sex, Chuck Norris is always on top... Chuck Norris NEVER fucks up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JessterCPA Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Chuck Norris doesn’t take showers!!!! He takes bloodbaths!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcatz Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Dinosaurs Looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once........ once -Travis Rob (rao) you're a fine gentleman, thanks I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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