RaGe Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, 'Dark in here.' The man says, 'Yes, it is.' Boy: 'I have a baseball.' Man: 'That's nice' Boy: 'Want to buy it?' Man: 'No, thanks.' Boy: 'My Dad's outside.' Man: 'OK, how much?' Boy: '$250' In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy: 'Dark in here.' Man: 'Yes, it is.' Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.' The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?' Boy: '$750' Man: 'Sold.' A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.' The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.' The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?' Boy: '$1,000' The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.'They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door. The boy says, 'Dark in here.' The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again;you're in my closet now.' OTM. Sorry I didn't mean to start a war which mainly forum people is all about . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f1anatic Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 good one ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebpda9 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 lofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTWILLY Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25gtrbo Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aczwild Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Oooooooo shit, thats a Bosco Beater JDM'd All to hell Thanks Jimmy @ Hkc-Speed.com! RIP Coxx & Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subieboyLGT05 Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJuan Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 'Don't start that shit again;you're in my closet now.' :lol: My wife's balls are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bigb3630123 Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 :lol:true story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 :lol: Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subieboyLGT05 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Reminded me of this http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wr24iPXhFJc :lol::lol: I thought R. Kelly was black though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Reminded me of this http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wr24iPXhFJc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gt_ltd Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 This Space For Rent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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