D_J Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Yeah you can get busted by the cops if they catch you. One time LAPD almost cited me and asked the chick if she was okay etc. Can't even kiss in the car without the police wanting to interogate you, so yeah go to the Holiday Inn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muddy02 Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Your breath doesnt smell like ass if you chew gum, and put something on to cover up the smell on your clothes. Unless your mom does your laundry then she might notice, just tell them you were at a party with smokers. are you kidding? you can tell smokers a mile away. You just smell like whatever you sprayed AND cigarettes. it doesn't cover anything up. you are in denial. It's not about speed, it's about acceleration! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxerGT2.5 Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Yeah you can get busted by the cops if they catch you. One time LAPD almost cited me and asked the chick if she was okay etc. Can't even kiss in the car without the police wanting to interogate you, so yeah go to the Holiday Inn. Try having a cop pull up behind you in a parking lot when your GF's head is popping up and down out of the sunroof. OBAMA......One Big Ass Mistake America! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigb3630123 Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 ugh bad memories.... cop pulls up behind us. she's jumping around trying to put clothes on..... i said F this and just got out in my boxers lol. ooooh my what fun it would be to be 17 again ha. And yes we were both interrogated and i told him i was her bf (which i wasn't) and I was 2 years off on her age lol..... don't worry she was older than me *note* act like you weren't going to need a condom and look all over for one before you go to the spot where they are hidden...... you are just asking for 21 questions after she is no longer in the mood... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazma Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Your breath doesnt smell like ass if you chew gum, and put something on to cover up the smell on your clothes. Unless your mom does your laundry then she might notice, just tell them you were at a party with smokers. Said like a true smoker .... ask a non smoker if they can tell ... you always can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gitster Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Must have been Gitster, as they had brown stains on the outside Oh and Heights, how is pulling a condom out of your pocket spontaneous ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rporter Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Your breath doesnt smell like ass if you chew gum, and put something on to cover up the smell on your clothes. Unless your mom does your laundry then she might notice, just tell them you were at a party with smokers. Gum/mouthwash/coffee/mint doesn't hide it, at least not for a few hours. it gets in the pores of your skin and in your mouth, you can't just rinse it away. And it stays in your clothes. Nonsmokers can smell you from 6 feet away. You just don't notice because you are the one smoking. I smoked for 30+ years, and it's noticeable now that I don't. Ron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubieProspect Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 How about stopping off and buying as needed. Is the three pack that expensive? Or does the female not know that you are going to have sex w/ them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05GT Guru Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 I dont smoke cigs anymore, my girlfriend does about 1 pack every week or 2 weeks, and she covers it up well, i cant even tell. I smoked the same amount when i smoked, for a couple years a pack a day, but when i moved down to 1 pack a week or 2 weeks, noone could tell it was easy to hide. Noone at my work ever knew i smoked, and belive me if the people here did they would talk about it. I can smell the other smokers a mile away, but not myself. I fidn the best way is to just stand in this wind tunnel like tunnel behind my work, then i jsut smell like cold fresh air. Life is about doing what you want but then still looking like a active member of your community, i was a football coach after high school, yet i was doing things the other coaches/parents would have flipped out over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxerGT2.5 Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 How about stopping off and buying as needed. Is the three pack that expensive? Or does the female not know that you are going to have sex w/ them? Why limit yourself to only three times? OBAMA......One Big Ass Mistake America! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest heightsgtltd Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Oh and Heights, how is pulling a condom out of your pocket spontaneous ? It's better than opening a compartment in the car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommypenguin Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Oh and Heights, how is pulling a condom out of your pocket spontaneous ? I thought that exact same thing. This has to be the thread of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest heightsgtltd Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 "Oh look, I just happen to have a condom in my pocket, how did that get there?" IIRC, you have to skirt the fine line between acting as if having sex that night wasnt planned by you, and being responsible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gitster Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 If the girl wants it, she wants it. You dont pull the condom out before you even start making out ! :robeeyes: Its not like its going to ruin the mood wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest heightsgtltd Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 I suppose I should listen to you since you are reeling in the ladies Where's Val when you need her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gitster Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05GT Guru Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 I agree, when a girl wants it she wants it, i have been with girls at partys, when we dotn have one they will go out into the party and ask random people if they can have one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard B. Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Where do you keep your condoms in the car ? I wanna keep them discreet so where do I put them ? let me get this right. you dont know a girl and you cant even take her home so you boof in the car? then you say you want to be discreet and hide the condos? lay them on the seat for easy access. in other words...this post is retrded and if you have to ask this question leave the procreation to us pros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnAWD Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Condoms - I've not owned any for 15 yrs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gitster Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest heightsgtltd Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 OH yeah? Well Gitster has Condoms older than Hanger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gitster Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 OH yeah? Well Gitster has Condoms older than Hanger! Probably somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeTrout Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Busted!! You'll get the "How many other girls have been in your Love Camry?" Fixed. Ich bin echt viel netter, wenn ich nuechtern bin. Echt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outback07 Posted December 28, 2007 Author Share Posted December 28, 2007 lol i think i got an idea i wanna see if it works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badfish11 Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 put em in the glove box in that little tray behind the car manual. No one goes in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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