andrew.anderson Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 "If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate." Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 "In Hollywood, remember kids, it's not important if it's of high quality, only if it makes money" - Mark Hamill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 "God may be subtle, but he isn't plain mean." -- Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 "Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket." -- George Orwell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ammcinnis Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 "Man, it was like gettin' outta' jail!" ~ famed jazz clarinetist Pete Fountain, commenting on the expiration of his contract with the Lawrence Welk orchestra early in his career "If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there." ~ The Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ammcinnis Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 “Bad broad, man. Gets up in the morning, she looks like Duke Elllington!” ~ drummer/band leader Buddy Rich, commenting on singer Dusty Springfield on the Johnny Carson Tonight Show "If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there." ~ The Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 “The trouble with writing fiction is that it has to make sense, whereas real life doesn't.” ― Iain M. Banks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Never try to sue a horologist. Time is on their side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ehsnils Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 “Participating in a gun buyback program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids.” ― Clint Eastwood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ammcinnis Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 "If that woman gets one more face lift, she's gonna' be wearing a goatee!" ~ Robin Williams "If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there." ~ The Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 "All civilizations become either spacefaring or extinct." -CARL SAGAN, Pale Blue Dot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 "I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone." - Bjarne Stroustrup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ammcinnis Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 (edited) "I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone."Delightfully ironic ... for those who know who Bjarne Stroustrup is. Edited February 23, 2021 by ammcinnis "If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there." ~ The Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 "Have you any idea what kind of noise happens when somebody’s stabbed in the back? Because I do.” - Christopher Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 "Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked." --Warren E. Buffett, Omaha ,Nebraska Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kojak Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 (edited) “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” - Tom Waits Edited April 8, 2021 by Kojak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 "The grass is always greener over the septic tank." -- AvE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 There was a knock on our dressing-room door. Our manager shouted, 'Keith! Ron! The Police are here!' Oh, man, we panicked, flushed everything down the john. Then the door opened and it was Stewart Copeland and Sting. -- Keith Richards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ammcinnis Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 I miss Molly Ivins. I recently came across this quote that I hadn't seen before: “I learned two things growing up in Texas. 1: God loves you, and you're going to burn in hell forever. 2: Sex is the dirtiest and most dangerous thing you can possibly do, so save it for someone you love.” "If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there." ~ The Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dishwasher Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Every man should pull a boat over a mountain once in his life. - Werner Herzog Brought to you by Pfizer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence." -- Jeremy S. Anderson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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