AWDxBOOST Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 i thought this would be fun The object here is to write a wish. The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence or twist to it... (S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts. Another rule is that you must wait a few more points to post again. Example: 1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision. 2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes. I wish I had a turbo kit in my Civic. 3rd Person: Granted, but the turbo weighs 2000 lbs. I wish I had a Honda NSX-R. 4th Person: Granted, but you'd have to pick it up from the salvage yard. Okay, I'll start. I wish i had more money than i knew what to do with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elpete77 Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Granted, but you are a retarded, three armed monkey, so you really DON'T know what to do with it. I wish I had a retarded, three armed monkey. Was that okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmorrisj Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Granted, but the monkey always has the sh!ts.... I wish our society allowed women not to wear shirts like men dont have to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meier motor sports Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 granted, but you actualy do have a retarted 3 armed monkey i wish i could follow instructions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmorrisj Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 granted, but you actualy do have a retarted 3 armed monkey i wish i could follow instructions boooo do over:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gt_ltd Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Granted, but the monkey always has the sh!ts.... I wish our society allowed women not to wear shirts like men dont have to.... granted, but you only get to see the XXXXL ones... i wish i didn't need to sleep This Space For Rent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugsly Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 granted, but you only get to see the XXXXL ones... i wish i didn't need to sleep Granted but you're confined to your bed. I wish i had a money tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKeNeD Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 granted, but you you are a retarded three armed monkey....who is castrated, so you can't even masturbate....and you are blind, so even though you can climb the tree, you can't tell what is money and what is leaves, but that is a moot point because you are a retarded three armed monkey. I wish I had 10 pound balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urfsin Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Granted, but they would be forever covered with huge zits and no woman would ever come near you because of the smell from your lack of being able to wash them completely. I wish I had arms like Popeye. Slide It Sideways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucas569 Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Granted, but they would be forever covered with huge zits and no woman would ever come near you because of the smell from your lack of being able to wash them completely. I wish I had arms like Popeye. Granted but your legs are like Olive Oil's and they cant hold your weight so you have to walk on your hands.... I WISH I was a Pornstar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gt_ltd Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 I WISH I was a Pornstar! granted, but you only do gay pr0n... i wish things could be undone This Space For Rent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effin Ponderous Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Granted, but only the good things will be undone. I wish no one could eff up my wishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTTuner Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 I wish Jessica Simpson showed up at my house intoxicated and wanted a night of unprotected sex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laz Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Granted, but she will have Nick Lachey with her and ask you to let him sex you up before you can be with her. I wish there was snow in NYC. --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effin Ponderous Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Granted, but it's all yellow snow. I wish I knew what to wish for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugsly Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Granted, but you're no longer allowed to wish for anything. I wish I could have power ups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWDxBOOST Posted January 17, 2007 Author Share Posted January 17, 2007 granted, but they all turn you into a woman i wish i could fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one69chev Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 granted, but your explosive diarrhea means you're confined to the john.... i wish i had a big sreen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effin Ponderous Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Granted, but you are blind. I wish I was taller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laz Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Granted, but you will live in Japan forever. I wished my dog would walk himself on really cold days. --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucas569 Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 granted but he pees on your car out of spite.... i wish my LGT could talk like KIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laz Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Granted, but he would be a gay kit and embarass you every minute. I wish I had all cable channels for free. --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 But then you would be a free loader I wish I wasnt at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWDxBOOST Posted January 17, 2007 Author Share Posted January 17, 2007 granted, but you are now unemployed i wish people would do whatever i tell them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laz Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Granted, but only day that it would be in effect is February 30. (nothing bad with being a freeloader ^^^) I wish I could get my hands on a Wii (have gift certificate, but no Wii to buy! ) --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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