BDII Posted February 24, 2012 Author Share Posted February 24, 2012 cavewall.jpg You queebs are bit behind on your memes Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmmrdwn Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 sure thingnaw it's too easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lardo420 Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 do you think they will ever do a "once you go black you never go back" episode of mythbusters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmx045 Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 once you go black, we don't want you back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted February 27, 2012 Author Share Posted February 27, 2012 do you think they will ever do a "once you go black you never go back" episode of mythbusters? no once you go black, we don't want you back speak for yourself Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfaber Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 why? Winning the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 What are those little flecks of green on my pee pee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Users seabass07 Posted February 28, 2012 Mega Users Share Posted February 28, 2012 Vd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted February 28, 2012 Author Share Posted February 28, 2012 why? because jesus (not bible jesus, mexican jesus) What are those little flecks of green on my pee pee? Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spec B Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Thats no answer, BD. I've gotta tell my wife something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lardo420 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 tell her that her vagina is diseased edit: i feel that corroded would be a better word for this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Users seabass07 Posted February 28, 2012 Mega Users Share Posted February 28, 2012 Vd. Good luck letting her know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverLeg Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 I lean to the left when I wipe, should I switch it up from time to time ? Also is there any dingleberry free TP available on the market ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Both are excellent questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted February 28, 2012 Author Share Posted February 28, 2012 I lean to the left when I wipe, should I switch it up from time to time ? Also is there any dingleberry free TP available on the market ?? Charmen ultra soft and back to front, left lean. Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strizzy Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? My bad luck build Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strizzy Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it? My bad luck build Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strizzy Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? My bad luck build Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted February 28, 2012 Author Share Posted February 28, 2012 At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? which ever one the wife doesn't want. I refuse to sit next to a stranger in the movie theater. I'll get up and walk out before I'll bump elbows with someone. Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it? wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Sir, It is my great pleasure in writing you this letter on behalf of my colleagues. Your particulars were given to me by a member of the Nigerian Export Promotion Council (N.E.P.C.) who was with the Federal Government delegation on a trip to your country during a bilateral talk conference to encourage foreign investors. I have decided to seek a confidential co-operation with you in the execution of a deal described hereunder for the benefit of all parties, and hope you will keep it a top secret because of the nature of this business. Within the Ministry of Petroleum Resources where I work as a Director, Project Implementation and with the co-operation of four other top officials, we have in our possession as overdue for payment, bills totaling Thirty Two Million United States Dollars (USD $32m) which we want to transfer abroad with the assistance and co-operation of a foreign company and/or individual to receive the said fund on our behalf or a reliable foreign individual account to receive such funds. The amount represented some percentage of the contract value executed on behalf of my Ministry by a foreign contracting firm, which we the officials over-invoiced. Though the actual contract cost has been paid to the original contractor, leaving the balance in the tune of the said amount which we have in principle gotten approval to remit by Telegraphic Transfer (T.T.) to any foreign bank account you will provide. Since the present Government of Nigeria is determined to pay foreign contractors all debts owed so as to maintain good relationship with Foreign Governments and Non-Government Financial Agencies, we have decided to include our bills for approvals with the co-operation of some officials at the Federal Ministry of Finance (F.M.F.) and Central Bank of Nigeria (C.B.N.). We are seeking your assistance in providing a good company's account or any other offshore bank account where the incidence of tax is relatively low and into which we can remit this money by acting as our main partner and trustee, or acting as the original contractor. This we can do by swapping of account details and changing of beneficiary information and other forms of documentation upon application for claim to reflect the payment and approvals to be secured on behalf of our company. This process is an easy task, being an internal arrangement with the departments concerned. I have the authority of my colleagues/partners involved to propose that, should you be willing to assist us in this transaction, your commission/share as compensation will be US$9.6 million (30%), my colleagues and I US$19.2 million and the balance of US$3.2 million (10%) for tax and miscellaneous expenses. The business itself is 100% safe, provided you treat it with utmost secrecy and confidentiality. Also, your area of specialization is not a hindrance to the successful execution of this mutual beneficiary transaction. I have reposed my confidence in you and hope that you will not disappoint me. Please, notify me urgently your acceptance of our proposal STRICTLY by sending to me via fax numbers: (NIG): 234-1-7595384, 7595343, a letter of guarantee and the attached 'specimen application' duly completed to enable me commence the formal application to secure the necessary approvals for the immediate release of the funds into your nominated account. I will also send to you a comprehensive break-down of the necessary procedures to facilitate the swift telegraphic transfer of our funds. Thanks for your anticipated positive response at your earliest convenience. Yours truly, Mr Ahmed A Atubi Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Users seabass07 Posted February 28, 2012 Mega Users Share Posted February 28, 2012 Seems legit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lardo420 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted February 29, 2012 Author Share Posted February 29, 2012 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? a cord an hour Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.17HMR Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Is my oil seperator plate the source of my leak or is it my oil pan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuskiTrombone Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Will JetBlue have direct flights from IAD to ORL in November? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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