05pearl Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Ok, I will start: Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philpug Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Are there good puns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
executor485 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 your so punny it amazes me... If I pass you on the right, I'm flipping you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 To really screw up things you need a good screwdriver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
executor485 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 To really F things up, you need a ... lol If I pass you on the right, I'm flipping you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJuan Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 ^^^ Puck?? 1 My wife's balls are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
executor485 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 The hockey player says... "Don't PUCK with me..." If I pass you on the right, I'm flipping you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sactojesse Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Here are a few of my favorites: People who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. The man who fell into the upholstery machine is fully recovered. The butcher who backed into the meat grinder got a little behind in his work. The man who fell into the glass polishing machine made a spectacle of himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icy Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 A nut named Hazel held up a bank saying 'give me all the cashew have'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/5/30/128881654086255359.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/128883720527439996.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icy Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UniqueTII Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 I was hoping these would make me laugh but.... no pun in ten did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a24yophxguy Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I always wondered why the ball was getting bigger as it came at me..... then it hit me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a24yophxguy Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Did you hear the one about the man who dreamed he was a muffler on a car, and then that he was part of the wheel? He woke up exhausted and tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a24yophxguy Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 And a few more I find amusing: A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. ...and Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoplightAssassin Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Camping is intense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJuan Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Why are asteroids in the hemisphere and hemorrhoids on your ass? My wife's balls are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmeat Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Man who walks through airport doors sideways is going to Bangkok! I'm pleasantly surprised... It was most certainly worth the couple bucks and 10 mins of my time. CLICK HERE FOR THE HOGZAUST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05pearl Posted June 12, 2009 Author Share Posted June 12, 2009 Man who walks through airport doors sideways is going to Bangkok! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gire Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Hogmeat!!!!!11!11!!!!! :cool::cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sactojesse Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Man who walks through airport doors sideways is going to Bangkok! Confucius say, "Girl who meet boy in park not as fortunate as boy who park meat in girl." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gire Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmeat Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 (edited) Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk. Man standing on toilet is high on pot. Edited June 12, 2009 by hogmeat I'm pleasantly surprised... It was most certainly worth the couple bucks and 10 mins of my time. CLICK HERE FOR THE HOGZAUST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UniqueTII Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 This economy is really getting to me. I'm thinking of becoming a prostitute just to make ends meet. Either that or I'll open a pizza shop. I really knead the dough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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