BDII Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Here are a few reasons I hate my new Audi A4. 1. The heated seats. They heat evenly, and never get so hot my ass hurts. I miss the way my suby would cause 3rd degree burns on my ass on the low setting. 2. The radio SUCKS!!! I mean c'mon! who need sirius, DVD navigation, 2 SD slots and BOSE speakers? c'mon!! 9 speakers with qaulity sound is just too much. I miss my subys aweful sounding stereo. 3. Steering wheel mounted controls. WTF needs those? I mean seriously? who needs two hands on the wheel while driving? 4. Auto up and down windows. How lazy can you get? I mean, c'mon! 5. Direction sensing headlights. Why the **** woudl I want to know what lies around a corner on a cold dark night? seriously? 6. Built in DRL/independant fog disable. Seriously... I really wanted to rip the dash apart and cut wires in my new car.... but nooooo Audi puts little buttons on the car so that you can turn them on an off. 7. Road noise. I really miss hearing a mouse fart in a feild as I drive by it on a highway. My new car is way to quite in the inside. 8. no Turbo lag, none whatsoever. Power is even throughout the band. I miss waiting for it.... wait for it.... oh shit it just died. I must have blinked when it kicked in. 9. The seats.... they are WAAAAY to comfortable. I might fall asleep while driving. this is dangerous. 10. traction control. Who needs it? seriously? Why not just have a ton of power and no ability to move when it snows. 11. Rain sensing wipers. ARE YOU SERIOUS? like I need a safety feature like that. 12. Auto down/in side mirrors. Like I need to see teh curb when I parrellel park.. please! I like curb rash and having my mirros taken out by passing cars. 13. Auto dimming side mirrors. I REALLY miss that pick up truck blinding me with his headlights at the stop light. /rant Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Aczwild Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 JDM'd All to hell Thanks Jimmy @ Hkc-Speed.com! RIP Coxx & Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tytek Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Here are a few reasons I hate my new Audi A4. 1. The heated seats. They heat evenly, and never get so hot my ass hurts. I miss the way my suby would cause 3rd degree burns on my ass on the low setting. 2. The radio SUCKS!!! I mean c'mon! who need sirius, DVD navigation, 2 SD slots and BOSE speakers? c'mon!! 9 speakers with qaulity sound is just too much. I miss my subys aweful sounding stereo. 3. Steering wheel mounted controls. WTF needs those? I mean seriously? who needs two hands on the wheel while driving? 4. Auto up and down windows. How lazy can you get? I mean, c'mon! 5. Direction sensing headlights. Why the **** woudl I want to know what lies around a corner on a cold dark night? seriously? 6. Built in DRL/independant fog disable. Seriously... I really wanted to rip the dash apart and cut wires in my new car.... but nooooo Audi puts little buttons on the car so that you can turn them on an off. 7. Road noise. I really miss hearing a mouse fart in a feild as I drive by it on a highway. My new car is way to quite in the inside. 8. no Turbo lag, none whatsoever. Power is even throughout the band. I miss waiting for it.... wait for it.... oh shit it just died. I must have blinked when it kicked in. 9. The seats.... they are WAAAAY to comfortable. I might fall asleep while driving. this is dangerous. 10. traction control. Who needs it? seriously? Why not just have a ton of power and no ability to move when it snows. 11. Rain sensing wipers. ARE YOU SERIOUS? like I need a safety feature like that. 12. Auto down/in side mirrors. Like I need to see teh curb when I parrellel park.. please! I like curb rash and having my mirros taken out by passing cars. 13. Auto dimming side mirrors. I REALLY miss that pick up truck blinding me with his headlights at the stop light. /rant :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted March 4, 2008 Author Share Posted March 4, 2008 I hope SOA reads this. I used to love Subaru. I used to eat, sleep and breath subaru. They ignore their customers and overprice their cars. My car new, fully loaded costs the same as a Spec B. I have eleventy times more options. Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTlegacy06 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 so 110xSubaru Spec B Options = how many? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongemonster Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Reliablilty awww who needs it. Electrical issues hmm yeah Hehehe you have to expect some prodding back when posting that sorta thing on a subaru board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted March 4, 2008 Author Share Posted March 4, 2008 I know most of you leg humpers won't agree with me. Subarus are nice reliable cars... but that's what you get when you have 1/8th of the technology of other car makers. Next week I will be making as much Horsepower as a stock Legacy, and still get 30MPG in 6th gear at 80 MPH. 400+ to a tank with 200+ WHP FTW. Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carter Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 odd, and I switched from an Audi S4 to a LGT..... One of us, or both, are fucked in the head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobE Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Next week I will be making as much Horsepower as a stock Legacy... :lol::lol::lol: http://newenglandsubarus.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted March 4, 2008 Author Share Posted March 4, 2008 Reliablilty awww who needs it. Electrical issues hmm yeah Hehehe you have to expect some prodding back when posting that sorta thing on a subaru board. Have you read the reviews of the B7 and newer Audi's? you should Hyundai used to make a shitty car too. Now they are ranked up top with Honda. Things change. Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carter Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Have you read the reviews of the B7 and newer Audi's? you should Hyundai used to make a shitty car too. Now they are ranked up top with Honda. Things change. Keep dreaming loser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTlegacy06 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I know most of you leg humpers won't agree with me. Subarus are nice reliable cars... but that's what you get when you have 1/8th of the technology of other car makers. Next week I will be making as much Horsepower as a stock Legacy, and still get 30MPG in 6th gear at 80 MPH. 400+ to a tank with 200+ WHP FTW. So shouldn't you be on an Audi forum giving out highfives and other sorts of hand chores with your new friends? Smug is best consumed in the presence of others on an equal level. I guess you don't want to "throw away" 16696 posts.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted March 4, 2008 Author Share Posted March 4, 2008 odd, and I switched from an Audi S4 to a LGT..... One of us, or both, are fucked in the head... did you have issues with the S4? what do you think of them comparitively? Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gitster Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 :lol::lol::lol: +eleventy billion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carter Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Issues, not at all. great car. until BOTH turbos blew at 60,000 miles, which really was expected more or less. If it wasnt for the only Audi dealer in the state ******* up the turbo replacement I would still own it today. Stock Torque was ******* BADASS!! Stage 1 was MINT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted March 4, 2008 Author Share Posted March 4, 2008 So shouldn't you be on an Audi forum giving out highfives and other sorts of hand chores with your new friends? Smug is best consumed in the presence of others on an equal level. Don't kid yourself. Just because I drive an audi doesn't mean I have a ton of money. I bought it used and got a smoking deal (2.9% on a 2005, beat that Chase) Plus, I like the suby folks better. You guys are more down to earth. plus.... have you seen the Audi forums? 99% bullshit .00007% fact. Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTlegacy06 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Don't kid yourself. Just because I drive an audi doesn't mean I have a ton of money. I bought it used and got a smoking deal (2.9% on a 2005, beat that Chase) Plus, I like the suby folks better. You guys are more down to earth. plus.... have you seen the Audi forums? 99% bullshit .00007% fact. Thats exactly why I'm recommending you take this thread over there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carter Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Audizine is pretty good. AudiWorld is a different story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobE Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Keep dreaming loser! Pwned! When the biggest loser on this site, calls you a loser.... you know its bad. http://newenglandsubarus.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobE Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 j/k Carter http://newenglandsubarus.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted March 4, 2008 Author Share Posted March 4, 2008 :lol::lol::lol: the point of that is to prove the gas mileage aspect K04, up/dp and FMIC and i'm pushing 400. Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobE Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Dude...Im only busting your balls. I just thought it was funny. Anyway... I Audi's. http://newenglandsubarus.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted March 4, 2008 Author Share Posted March 4, 2008 Thats exactly why I'm recommending you take this thread over there that means a lot coming from a member who has never contributed anything to this community. you like apples? Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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