f1anatic Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 An Illinois senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the garage. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. 'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-55, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the State-Trooper behind him, red-blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this,' and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.' The old gentleman paused then said, 'Three years ago, my wife ran off with an Illinois State-Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.' 'Have a good day, Sir,' replied the trooper. http://masini.ro/forum/style_emoticons/default/thumbsup.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dtmenace Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 not too shabby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecBee Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 Same thing happened to Bosco last week. Trooper sitting on the side of the road behind a billboard taking pictures. Bosco's passport lit up like a xmas tree and blaring all alerts. It was too late and the trooper stepped out and flagged him down. Bosco flustered and pissed off pulled over. The Trooper rapped on the window which pissed off Bosco even more being this was his baby vette so down went the window. The Trooper said I've been waiting here all day for you to come speeding by, I hope you have a good explanation. Bosco even more pissed said well I'm sorry but I got here as fast as I could.... The trooper chuckled under his breath and said have a good day sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gt_ltd Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 This Space For Rent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bosco Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 good jokes. i hope i live long enough to repay you all bosco Stay Stock Stay Happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RaGe Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 OTM. Sorry I didn't mean to start a war which mainly forum people is all about . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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