Effin Ponderous Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 So I'm driving down a fairly major, yet somewhat deserted hwy last night when some asshat in a early 90's 300Z comes flying out of an abandon gas station (almost t-boneing me as I go by at about 50mph). Keep in mind there was not another car in view in eaither direction. So I keep my cool (hard to image huh heights?) and keep driving. I watch said asshat come up behind me at a high rate of speed to where it looks as though he is going to rear end me (on a 4 lane hwy). At the last second he slams on the brakes and leans on his horn for no apparent reason. A few hundred feet later I stop in the right lane at a traffic light while asshat pulls on the the shoulder and motions for me to roll down my window. While mustering up all I could to keep from pulling him out of the car and inflicting bodily harm, I simply rolled down the window, looked over and asked asshat what he wanted. To my amazement, he responded by saying sorry old man, I just wanted you to get that piece of shite out of my way so I wouldn't have to waste my time changing lanes. My responce was as civil as possible...something to the effect of he should make sure of what he's up against so he doesn't get embarrassed in front of the young girl in the passenger seat. He gave me a royal EFF YOU!...the light turned green and he launched from the shoulder. Mustering up all of my super powers I let him go with launching myself and making him look really bad...oh and the fact that a local enforcement agent was sitting in a dark shopping center watching us helped my decision as well. The chase was on...he was pulled over a mile or so down the road on the shoulder next to a traffic light. As I approached the light where he was pulled over, I nodded to the policemen...he responded with a simple "kids", and I had the benefit of laughing in my car for a good 30 seconds next to the asshat without a brain. It was better than any kill I coulda had.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_KT Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Oh man, that would've been great if you told the officer that he was driving wrecklessly prior to being pulled over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effin Ponderous Posted May 17, 2007 Author Share Posted May 17, 2007 didn't need to, he saw the dick pull next to me on the shoulder and launch. I'm sure he saw him flying up towards me as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azca Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 so, was the chick good looking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 What a dickhead. This was clearly a road rage, what's worse, totally unjustified. You should have pulled over and offer being witness in the court. The guy should lose his driving license. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magowin Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Ugh hope I don't run into this guy I deffinately wouldn't have kept my composure if that happened to me and I'm in central jersey as well. I hope they throw the book at him in court for this incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effin Ponderous Posted May 17, 2007 Author Share Posted May 17, 2007 Chick was a hottie, but as a 40 something she was way too young for me to look at. As far as his punishment Matt...I think the cop saw enough to do what needed to be done. It was weird though...like one of those situations where it was all I could do not to drag the little bastard out of his T-Tops and pummel him. I'm glad I didnt though, I'm sure he was written up for plenty. I really don't understand how these effin kids think they can pull this shite. It's AMAZING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetiger Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 getting people to pwn themselves in front of cops is the best feeling ever. best done with a radar detector. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effin Ponderous Posted May 17, 2007 Author Share Posted May 17, 2007 Ugh hope I don't run into this guy I deffinately wouldn't have kept my composure if that happened to me and I'm in central jersey as well. I hope they throw the book at him in court for this incident. Middletown, Port Monmouth Area...white 87-90 300Z. Looked stock but sounded like a hole in his muffler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 nice pwnage, good work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gire Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I was worried that gun-play was going to enter in to this story... thankfully nobody got capped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dtmenace Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 ... .... that was you, I really had no idea how old you were in person! what did jesus look like as a kid? ... :lol: Great story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansGT Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effin Ponderous Posted May 17, 2007 Author Share Posted May 17, 2007 that was you, I really had no idea how old you were in person! what did jesus look like as a kid? .. :lol: Great story! I did race him, but he had a faster camel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KA81 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 didnt jesus ride on a donkey not a camel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effin Ponderous Posted May 17, 2007 Author Share Posted May 17, 2007 Originally a Donkey, but then he got the need for speed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilT Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Chick was a hottie, but as a 40 something she was way too young for me to look at. As a 40 something myself, I have to say you let us all down when you say that Good work BTW Double Award Winning Legacy GT Wagon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effin Ponderous Posted May 17, 2007 Author Share Posted May 17, 2007 Not that I DIDN't want to look...just don't want to be know as the resident perv... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetiger Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I have a feeling that title has already been taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenc544 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Makes me ashamed to be a Z driver. At least he was driving a Z31 and not a Z32. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effin Ponderous Posted May 17, 2007 Author Share Posted May 17, 2007 I have a feeling that title has already been taken. HEYYY! Leave Coxx outa this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dtmenace Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 proud of you old man... ...but for the record, I still think the story would have had greatness if you were to have pulled him from the Z and beaten him senseless (not that I condone violence )! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTTuner Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 That is a great story. I have had the same scenerio where you want to demolish some kid's ego but your gut tells you not to. Good decision on your part. If they got hurt racing your just as liable. I'm sure his girl was impressed! You shoulda asked her if she needed a ride home........in a REAL car. Oh, and by the way, I'm 40 too. The rule is minus 20 then add 7. So, if she was 27 you would have been in like flint:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effin Ponderous Posted May 17, 2007 Author Share Posted May 17, 2007 to me, the little effer wasn't worth going to jail for. i would have much rather humiliated the shite out of him leaving him 10 lenghts behind. Violence solves nothing...a good a$$ kicking is a whole different story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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