NSFW Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 New bill in Congress wants "In God We Trust" on public bdgs. Meanwhile, insurance forms cite natural disasters as "Acts of God" - Neil deGrasse Tyson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HDTurbo Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 New bill in Congress wants "In God We Trust" on public bdgs. Meanwhile, insurance forms cite natural disasters as "Acts of God" - Neil deGrasse Tyson Exxxxxxxcellent, as the middle east uprising(s) demonstrate, my goal to separate church and state is progressing... your Trustworthy Gawd (and don't forget to build nukular reactors on tektonik faults by the sea) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSFW Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 If you want a new, improved mate, try treating the one you have better. John Perry Barlow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I came across a guy driving a tractor last year wearing a T Shirt with the words, " I still hate Margret Thatcher." -- SpinDocter Origin: http://www.politics.ie/political-humour/150047-funny-political-t-shirt-mega-thread.html#post3485016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSFW Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Peugeot was the closest thing to an automobile that the French built, but it wasn't that close. - nsuracer at the chumpcar.com forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TbirdMan Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 "Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you" -Dennis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSFW Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljmurgXQVR1qz7dr7o1_500.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent.m.hutton Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TbirdMan Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 "Tastes like crazy alcohol rainbow pig." - Musclesglasses from: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eah23WvLYsQ]YouTube - Chili Four Loko - Epic Meal Time[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSFW Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Mozart composed until he was 35 years old. After that, he decomposed. - Anonymous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 "At 250 mph it's like driving through a fruitcake" - James May about aerodynamic drag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kadesh Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 “Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.” Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 "They look like orchids. Lovely!" Robert Heinlien. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bosco Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Never insult anyone by accident. Robert A. Heinlein Stay Stock Stay Happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSFW Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 "Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines." Spotted on an old-school hot-rod forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 We can live without religion and meditation, but we cannot survive without human affection. Dalai Lama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrw Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 "He's not playing. When somebody goes out of character like that, especially a white guy with red hair that grows a random beard, When he says he's going to do something, he's going to do it. He's not playing." -Chad Ochocinco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 "My goal is to reach three million miles in the next five years, but, whether I reach that mark is more up to me than it is the car. The car's parts may be able to take it, but I'm not so sure about my own." - Irv Gordon about his Volvo P1800. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSFW Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 I have a friend who is Cheyenne. When he was nine years old they found him running around the reservation up in the mountains and they made him go to school. But he couldn't speak English, you know? So to punish him the teacher sat him in the corner of the room and put a dunce hat on his head. Dunce! And he had to sit there all day. Well, later on, when he learnt to speak, he told the other children in the school that he didn't understand that he was being punished because in the Cheyenne Nation if you say something good they decorate your head. So he sat there proud all day. From a DVD called One Giant Leap. I know nothing else about the DVD, just stumbled on that quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAC5.2 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 "Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines." Spotted on an old-school hot-rod forum. The great Enzo Ferrari said that iirc. [URL="http://legacygt.com/forums/showthread.php/proper-flip-key-interesti-159894.html"]Flip Key Development Thread[/URL] "Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." - E. Hubbard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAC5.2 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 "anyone capable of getting themselves made president, should by no means be allowed to do the job" - Douglas Adams [URL="http://legacygt.com/forums/showthread.php/proper-flip-key-interesti-159894.html"]Flip Key Development Thread[/URL] "Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." - E. Hubbard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strizzy Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 "Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, Perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mount and light it on fire." -Will Ferrell My bad luck build Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 "If you knew with how little wisdom the world is governed." - Axel Oxenstierna, 1648. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSFW Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 "Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, make sure that you are not just surrounded by assholes" - William Gibson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasAyinde Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 "All that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good men do nothing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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