deneb Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Old empty beer cans found on road and sold for cash financed keg party Bobby Lee's new shirt bright orange, real chick magnet reads "Wal-Mart Cart Crew" Bigger house? No girl with this trailer and that barn we've got lots of room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th3Franz Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Billy Bob, horn dog Got married to his cousin They had 10 children -Franz The end of a Legacy http://www.youtube.com/th3franz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nov26_2 Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Grew up on the farm No clue about the city Now I'm in Jersey Lots of redneck friends Bourbon, beer and some fishin' not really all that bad Just my 2 cents since I grew up in Indiana. I think I am a bit of a reformed redneck. The proof? I know what a haiku is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th3Franz Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 haiku? Yeah, same to you pal. -Franz The end of a Legacy http://www.youtube.com/th3franz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deneb Posted March 17, 2006 Author Share Posted March 17, 2006 Here's another: Lake patrol fines Jake for out of season fishing beer and dynamite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elej Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 traffic light turns red rebel flag, hemi truck revs calvin pees on ford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deneb Posted March 26, 2006 Author Share Posted March 26, 2006 Custody battle drags through court for months over truck and hunting dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elej Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Decade old mattress, stove and refrigerator; fine lawn ornaments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gire Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Sweet! Where did you guys find this stuff? I had to write Haiku's for English 12, and never came up with anything like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deneb Posted March 27, 2006 Author Share Posted March 27, 2006 Well-dressed trailer trash will have muumuus and flip-flops in matching colors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elej Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 very nice, how about: Camouflage ball cap, homemade pyrotechnics flash... Hold my beer, watch this! gireland, this is not quite real haiku –it lacks some of the traditional elements- but its fun nonetheless. Just takes a little practice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deneb Posted March 27, 2006 Author Share Posted March 27, 2006 Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deneb Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 Jake lobbies Congress for holiday to honor Petty family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deneb Posted March 30, 2006 Author Share Posted March 30, 2006 Clyde's voice mail greeting: If the baby's really mine name it after me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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