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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet. "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. The vet turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took her out of the room. Upon his return, the vet said, "It's been confirmed, your duck, Cuddles, is dead." The distraught woman stared at the vet in disbelief, "You can't be serious, Cuddles might just be in a coma." The vet rolled his eyes and left the room, returning with a cat a few minutes later. The cat jumped on the table, sniffed the bird from head to foot, shook its head and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, Cuddles is most definitely, 100% certifiable a dead duck." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman. Still in shock, the woman glanced at the bill and cried, "$150.00 just to tell me my duck is dead!" The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry, if you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20.00, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150.00.

My previous Corvette was a C5 Z06 and iirc it didn't have one but i could be wrong.

Never insult anyone by accident. Robert A. Heinlein

If the stock TMIC is lighter and more efficient than an aftermarket TMIC why not figure out a way to run two of them in series? You would still be lighter than one aftermarket unit and have twice the cooling capacity.

Well thought out machine with a good driver and you tuned it yourself, nice job. contact rao he may have some answers for you.

Opps! it should read liar

^ ^ The first liar doesn't have a chance here.

I have a AEM polished CAI from my '06 LGT for sale if you need it plus it looks cool.

This thread is about the strange people who shop at Walmart if you all want to discuss Walmart business practices please start another thread. Thanks

"Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just glad to see me." is the way i heard it.

^ They have Walmarts in Sweden?

Well said.

I saw a white 05+ LGT heading west on Montgomery Rd about 5:30 pm yesterday. Your car looked great very clean i waved but i think it was to late.

Fair enough and thanks for clearing that up. Peace.

I usually don't get involved in the Regional Forums but i'm making an acceptation here so listen up and consider this a friendly warning. You can either clean-up the smack talk and insults now and in the future or i will do it for you. Any questions please feel free to PM me.

What could cause a "P1518 Starter Switch Circuit Low Input" code? 2006 LGT manual using the Cobb Stage 1 tune no other mods. I reset it with my code reader but haven't had time to see if it was just a hiccup. Thanks in advance.

+1

what are you willing to give up to get what you think you need? Stay Stock Stay Happy

This thread is worthy of being a "Stickey"

^ the steering wheels are on the wrong side.

looking at it that way you forgot to list GM first because after all Holden is a subsidiary of GM. btw the new Buick Regal GS is hot no matter what it's DNA is http://www.fundinguniverse.com/company-histories/Holden-Ltd-Company-History.html

Those were some big sellers for GM btw the new Regal is a rebadged Opel Insignia designed in Germany http://www.motortrend.com/roadtests/sedans/112_0905_2010_buick_regal_drive/index.html

the beautiful Legacy GT is selling so well they didn't have any left to show. btw the Buick Regal GS was the best looking car there i may wait for that one.