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Not a good day here but one I knew was coming. I was always a dog person I had three Dobes over the years when the last one was gone in the mid '90's I had no animals for a long time. In 2005 I "inherited" a 12 y/o Tuxedo cat named Gentry with the stipulation that if he didn't work out he had to go. Long story short he won me over and I have never once regretted sharing my life with him. He was the best ever. I never thought cats could have such personalities. In the last year he has slowly lost his mobility. The old joints just wore out and it was time. I have cried less at friends funerals than I have with him being gone. He meant the world to me and will be missed. RIP Old Man

The way I understand it is your ass is too big for a tong. Please no pics.

We like funny jokes also please post some. btw Welcome to the forum. New Member Introductions http://legacygt.com/forums/forumdisplay.php/new-member-introductions-40.html

New Golf Book ( For all you golfers!) New Golf Book Here is the Table of Contents for a new book on Golf which I'm writing. Let me know how many copies you wish to order prior to publication at $49.95 (Plus shipping and handling, of course). Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings Chapter 7 - Crying and How to Handle it Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beers Before 10 am Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6-Hour Round Chapter 10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent Chapter 15 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey-Three Putt Chapter 16 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever

About a week ago I watched what I thought was my previous Black 2006 LGT drive right by driveway on Il. Route 25 aka Broadway Rd. in Montgomery as I was waiting for traffic to clear. The reason I think it may be my old LGT was it had a JDM rear spoiler I ordered from Japan Parts. The spoiler is about 4" high and form fits the trunk I've haven't seen one like it. Anyway it brought back memories and a smile to my face.

See how well that has worked out for you.

Post whore.

Ten years and counting. I forgot to post it when I hit my ten year milestone last December. I also forgot my ten year wedding anniversary which was last August. That went over well.

^ Now that 's funny.

That's good humor and shows a true talent unlike todays comics were every other word is a curse word.

Mens Help Line Hello, you have reached the Men's Help Line. My name is Fred. How can I help you?� Hi Fred, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs: The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus she goes out with the girls a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep. Anyway, last night about midnight , I woke up and she was not home. So, I hid in the garage, behind my boat and waited for her. When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, while crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"�

That was the third time.

No disappointment here all cars are cool and if you like it then I like it too. Pics when finished. Carry on.

It's not the turbo 6 cyl.?

Pics and details on the Supra. Thanks

It feels like 10 years. 12-27-05

THE FROZEN LITTLE SKUNK Rick and his wife, Anne, were driving home one very cold > night in Wisconsin, when Anne asks her husband to stop the > car. Anne jumps out and picks up a little bundle laying in > the road. She brings it back to the car and it turns out it > was a baby skunk. It was barely alive, but very cold. > Anne says to Rick, "It's nearly frozen to death. > Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the > morning?" > He says, "Okay, get in the car with it." > "Where shall I put it to keep it warm?, says Anne. > Rick says "Put it between your legs. It ought to be > nice and warm there." > Anne says, "But what about the smell?" > So he says, "Just hold his little nose." > Rick is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat > him with died at the scene.

As she sat by him, he whispered, his eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what Martha?" "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. "I'm beginning to think you're f*cking bad luck."

PUN0GRAPHY · I tried to catch some fog. I mist. · When chemists die, they barium. · Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. · A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. · I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. · How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. · I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. · This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. · I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down. · I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words . · They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O. · This dyslexic man walks into a bra . · I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. · A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? · When you get a bladder infection, u rine trouble. · What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.. · I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! · Broken pencils are pointless, aren't they? · What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. · England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool . · I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. · I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. · All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. · I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. · Velcro - what a rip off! · Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy. ----------------------

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Vitamin V ftw

I'm sure you have something to fix that considering your age and all.