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A Redneck Love Poem

Can’t decide if this exhaust is cool or rice…either way it is super expensive: http://www.xforce.com.au/products/varex-mufflers

I live somewhat local to this dealer and they will not honor the internet pricing when you pick items up.

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Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" 9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. And last... But not least: 12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. To test this theory: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.

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A guy's wife came early and found her husband making love with a young attractive woman. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife and mother of your children! I am leaving you." The husband replied, "Hang on a minute, love, so at least I can tell you what happened." "Go ahead", she sobbed, "but probably they will be the last words you will say to me." And the husband began, "Well, I was getting in to the car to drive home, this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless, that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid that you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair of the same." The husband took a quick breath and continued, "She was so grateful for my understanding and help, as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?' That's how we ended up in bed."

Thanks for the insights, I will be careful to check the hub bore...was hoping to see if anyone was running either of these wheels on a 5th Gen would love to see what they look like with our huge wheel arches.

Has anyone ever seen a 5th Gen with Scion TC wheels on it? I see a lot of these listed for cheap on craigslist and was thinking that they might look decent (prefer 2nd style). Note that these are 18x7.5 5x100 39mm offset with 56 center bore

Hit Walmart today to pick up a couple misc items...I think I saw most of these:

Fight Club is one of my favorite movies, perhaps this had some kind of subliminal impact on me in naming my son Tyler?

Saw this walking into Costco today

Haven't posted here in a while so I figured I throw up a picture of my car...my wife and kids got my car tinted for me yesterday for Father's Day (been wanting to do this for like a year). Also, added my front lip! Now if it would only stop raining I would love to give the car a good wash!!!

^^^ Were did you get that lower grill piece?

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing. He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet? The manager replied, “That’s a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00” Mary exclaimed, “My goodness, that is a very expensive faucet. It’s certainly out of my price bracket.” She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charles had sent her to buy. The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one. From the storeroom the manager yelled, “Ma’am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?” Mary paused for a moment…and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet.” This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot!

Meeting the family: A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet & have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms & sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or the family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first & time all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent’s house & meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come in!' The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his head. A minute passes & the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass & still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over & whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.' The boy turns & whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'

Got a chance to meet up with DC for a few minutes tonight before the mall cop gave us a hassle for being in the parking lot after hours. Anyhow his new lights look great! Best set I have seen on the forum yet. He should use a close-up of his lights at night as his avatar. Between his lights, C-Mod grill, and gun-metal color dipped wheels….it has me inspired!

The video worked for me! DC - See you tonight, it will be cool to check these out in person.

They are great...so much better than the OEM all-weather floor mats! I agree they are pricey, but they fit so nice and really work. I was actually able to find a used set of front mats, trunk tray and rear mat (all seperate listings) on the LegacyGT website and saved myself a few bucks. They all look like new once I cleaned them up.

Just need a BBK with some nice painted calipers to finish things off!

The wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. Hi, sweetheart," he says. "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hi?"

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60. Perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says, "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once!!?" The wife smiles demurely and says, "Well dear, you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher." As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?" The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well you see officer, I had it on but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket." The wife says, "Now dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving." And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??" The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?" . . . . . "Only when he's been drinking!"

If anyone is looking for a set of silver BBS, I saw some listed on ebay. Only issue is 1 of the 4 wheels appears to be bent. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=121234070631&ssPageName=ADME:B:SS:US:3160#ht_405wt_1120

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Saw this one on BITOG, figured I would pass it along Beer & Ferrari's Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No Man: Where's your Ferrari?