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New England Golf season isn't over yet for some: http://sports.yahoo.com/news/watch-mans-shot-frozen-hazard-181854187.html

Actually the 3.6 mid-pipe is slightly longer and would need to be modified to work with a 2.5i

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Posted in News by Sniff Petrol on Wednesday, August 17th, 2016 http://sniffpetrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/CrashedMustang.jpg Ford in the US is to recall all Mustangs built between 1993 and 2014 to correct a fault which causes the car to crash whenever a camera phone is pointed at it. ‘We have decided to issue a precautionary recall after extensive analysis of YouTube footage,’ explained Ford representative Forde Repprestative. ‘Specifically, we wish to address a possible situation in which the vehicle suffers sudden and catastrophic loss of control at relatively low speeds as a result of being filmed by a guy holding a cellphone.’ ‘We must stress that the vehicle will remain safe in normal driving conditions,’ Repprestative continued. ‘But we would urge all customers to show extreme caution when leaving an auto-related event as the presence of video recording equipment will almost certainly cause the vehicle to lose control from the rear axle, fish tail wildly, and smash into a line of vehicles on the opposing side of the street in a pathetically humiliating manner.’ Ford declined to specify which parts of the car may need replacing to correct this flaw but an insider hinted that the issue may lie with a part behind the steering wheel referred to as the ‘grunting moron’.

Newscaster struggles with alligator: For some reason this makes me think of was Chubbs from Happy Gilmore.

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties, and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, in the water floated of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water, its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him he could no longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this? Pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'isn’t it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!

For those in the market for tires like myself:

The deck started pealing last summer and this year after our spring clean-up it looked terrible. Instead of trying to touch it up with another coat of stain we hit it with paint stripper and a power washer, which got some of the old stain off but not enough. Therefore we had no other choice but to sand it down which felt like it too hundred of hours (especially in the heat we have had lately) even with using a deck sander, belt sander, and a finish sander. Eventually we got a nice smooth surface which we primed and then hit with a coat of Benjamin Moore Arbor Coat. Plan on doing a 2nd coat either today or tomorrow depending on the weather forecast.

Memorable Password: Always choose a memorable password! A woman helps her husband install a new computer. Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, Selecting a word that he'll always remember. As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife And with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye, He selects a word: “Mypenis” As he hits "enter", to validate the selection, his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in hysteria!! The computer had replied: TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED!

Looks like a decent deal, and the car appears to be clean (never driven in the winter???): http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/cto/5690936945.html

Colorado authorities rescued a medium-sized bear that apparently locked itself inside a Subaru Outback: https://youtu.be/zzhiz_YgE08

Products that Shouldn't Exist: TURBO SLICE

If you missed the Memorial Day sale, here comes the DTD 4th of July Sale. http://www.discounttiredirect.com/july4thSaleB.html

I was thinking he made the Duke's proud:

Sleeping driver jumps roundabout with decent hang time: https://youtu.be/NT1-TJ7uNM8

Discount Tire Direct Memorial Day Sale Up to $100 on set of 4 tires or wheels plus up to $60 if you use their credit card. Up to $320 possible with wheels and tires. Plus manufacturer rebates? http://www.discounttiredirect.com/memorial-day-sale.html

I highly doubt if he has a full race trans, thus the issue. But a transbrake isn't as expense as you think: http://www.summitracing.com/search/product-line/tci-trans-brake-valve-body-kits?SortBy=DisplayPrice&SortOrder=Ascending

Actually this was most likely a transbrake failure at launch. The transbrake places the transmission in first and reverse gears simultaneously, effectively holding the car stationary as if the foot brake was applied.

Got to wonder what burning all of this oil does to the cat, are they covered as part of this repair/recall?

NSFW language, but it looks like it is raining Humvees when this airdrop goes bad: https://youtu.be/2-Rpj8Gpw0w

A young New York woman was so depressed she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. Just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. "You have so much to live for," he said. "I'm a sailor and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy. When we get to Italy you will be SO GLAD you're alive" With nothing to lose and always wanting to see Italy, she accepted. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the ship's hold. From then on, every night, he would bring her sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn. Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. "What are you doing here?" asked the captain. "I have an arrangement with a sailor," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy." "I see," the captain says. Then her conscience got the best of her, and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me." "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."

Great video by those guys again, but still not as good as the soccer one with over 37 million views.

The one is only Scott Sterling is back at it again!

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I actually like the Volvo S60, just wish it was a little bit bigger. The new S60 Cross Country is pretty cool, completely different direction than the Polestar: