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RhinoGear RhinoRamps rated 16k lbs, (the higher rated of the two Rhinos). $54.99, use online code TRT25 ($20 off $50+) at check out, $34.99 with in store pick up. http://shop.advanceautoparts.com/p/rhino...m_content=89591

A camera fall from airplane...and lands in:

What does David Hasselhoff have to do with the Dukes of Hazzard???

NORWEGIAN VIRGIN WEDDING: Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch; writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said: "How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance, Lena, is still a virgin -- in every vay. The doctor told him, "Olaf, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but leave it on dere as long as you can. He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together...quite an impressive work of art. Olaf mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on their honeymoon to Duluth. That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She said: "Olaf...you're the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez." Olaf immediately dropped his pants and replied: "Look at dis Lena ... still in DA CRATE!"

The scary snowman, not 100% SFW but at 33 seconds is a classic!

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit, as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man among ye hare will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. Down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!" Shamus, the bartender, poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!" Shamus approached the drunk and said, "Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?" Paddy replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' 'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?' 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed.' 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four months holiday and five good leads...'

Jon Gruden Goes To School (Frank Caliendo Spoof) Skip to 33 second mark.... http://youtu.be/ClyHN5BTsTw

If driving was taught like sex ed: http://a.msn.com/09/en-us/BBbcSwx

It's Not About the Nail: "Don't try to fix it. I just need you to listen." Every man has heard these words.

Wow that is quick, glad it all worked out for you!

Glad it worked out; I was turned onto that website from BITOG. I am actually shopping for tires too, I gave them my email and they sent me $20 coupon on a purchase of 4 tires....whoopee!

Might want to check out tirebuyer.com they have the Super Sports in 225/45/18 for $210/each but have a $40 instant rebate plus free shipping to one of there local installers which charge like $20/tire to install. I think the $70 Michelin rebate ended in 9/21: http://www.michelinman.com/automotive-tires/promotions.page

Trailer for new Mike Tyson cartoon coming out later this month on Cartoon Network Adult Swim. It features Norm McDonald as a drunk pigeon....sounds like a winner to me! http://youtu.be/dC7nOQx9DQ0

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single, and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK," the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

Check out ItalianLegacy's build thread...3.6 Supercharged Legacy! http://legacygt.com/forums/showthread.php/italianlegacy-3-6r-official-thread-227730.html

Jimmy Fallon and will.i.am's teenage-girl alter-egos (Sara and mir.i.am) rap about things they think are "Ew!"

Video of kid on the way home from getting his wisdom teeth taken out...clearly he is still feeling the effects of anesthesia and rambles off some classics! Where's Beyoncé? http://youtu.be/k83nI0Ta1eo

Shiva!!!!

^^^^Yup....

Trying to get them to send me an image of this item before I pull the trigger as the description is sort of vague.

Not sure why it is not working, but based on the part number on a few posts above the diffuser is avail...waiting on confirmation from this vendor: CUP HOLDER ASSY SIA http://www.partswebsite.com/images/recycle.png Make: Subaru | Part#: 92134AJ00AList Price: $44.45 Your Price: $33.34

I did a little more digging and I think I found the diffuser, see the link below: http://subaruonlineparts.com/repair-parts.php

Where were you able to order just the diffuser from? Also, I searched for the part number (92134ajooa) you noted that appears on the box and haven't been able to find anything?

Flula got mad skills, never saw the Sir Mix-a-lot one that was cool. Funny how you shared that link as I recently explained to my kids how that Nikki Minaj song sampled Sir Mix-a-lot & and of course the line from Platoon.