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Here's a Spoonerism that I was told my grandfather used to recite. He died 8 years before I was born. I've looked for his version online but have only found bits and pieces. I recited it to my 15 y/o niece recently and she loved it. I think we share a genetic penchant for word-play. The Drunken Church Usher: "Mardon me padam. This pie is occupewed, may I sew you to another sheet? I just had tee martoonies, but I'm not as drink as thinkle peep I am..."

Ahhhh, we're of the same vintage, so mine, too. Also a fan of Spoonerisms; e.g. "he was tarp as a shack"

Winner winner!

Why does poop taper at the end?

aperatif!

I was gonna mention Duclaw. Yes, the Sweet BJ...is good! They are available in upstate NY...

Some of those novelty brews flavors are surprisingly accurate. But yes, one!

So sorry to hear that. My sympathy.

Good luck making that critical distinction....

Sorry to hear about the URI. I believe you should still be tested. With all the variety of people, their immune systems, and the different effects/outcomes that have been observed I don't believe having a temp under that in the guidelines is a defensible reason to not get tested! Good luck.

Interesting. I still remember the 1st time I had jasmine rice. Sooooo goooood.

Marlins.... Phillies....

Poor Louie Gohmert.

The names and container dressings are getting to be as good or better than the actual contents! I have a sack of old Magic Hat bottle caps that had interesting sayings and even some "you won a free T-shirt" ones....and the T-shirts...from, you know, back in the day...

I don't eat filters

-12%...?

odours smell a lot worse than odors.

Until they closed a few years ago I still had a uncompleted eeeelectronic listing of the "World Tour of Beers" I had hardly made a dent in on the "computer" of a bar in Albany that I started in the early 1980s. BOOMER

Alright, pleather to be brand neutral.

I think overall there's a balance of reviews, but I'd like to make up some somewhat blatantly satirical ones... "the gentle lace work of head left on the glass was reminiscent of ex-wife's fishnet stalkings. The subtle aroma included notes of Naugahyde and AFT leaking from my LGT PS pump... 3.76/5"

Drink looks like whisky but that don't fluoresce! I used to get a gin/tonic at ye olde disco to enjoy the result of the UV on the quinine...

yeah, man! It's like the haughty, elitist, erudite and obviously 'leftard' pussy wine reviews.

Fiddlehead makes some of the more flavorful NEIPAs...

We now have Lawson's distributed in Saratoga, as well as a growing number of local stuff. The variety of just IPAs is staggering (nice selection of ABV/strengths from sessions through2x/3x). They're my go to, followed by the occasional weitzen, stout, and rarely a gose. Boomer like variety!

Schlitz, Schaeffer, Rhinegold....ooooh Carling Black Label and Tuborg Gold (the beer of Danish Kings)...