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Subaru OE Part Number 11051AA70 Required: 2 per cylinder head/4 total

There are engines all over the place. Here a couple of links that can provide you with used engines for basically just about any Subaru you can find and they all come with a warranty. Simply go to these websites and fill in the information about your car and they'll give you a quote with delivery. You'll find any configuration you want. Make sure to have your VIN number on hand because the specific fitment will require the 6th digit of the VIN to make sure it's correct for your vehicle and electronics. Good luck. http://www.woodfins.com/subaru/legac.../2005/engines/ http://www.firstclassengines.com/?gc...FYY7MgodHCMAUw http://www.engineandtransmissionworl...bile=&part=300 http://www.ebay.com/bhp/subaru-legacy-engine http://www.mwdauto.com/engines.php?f...FcdaMgodFw4AiA

Upholstery repair kit. Comes with several colors to mix and different sheets of "pattern" paper that you stick over the repair to match whatever the pattern is on the dash. About $8 in most auto parts stores.

“Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking companies fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’?” said the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, “Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the…….” “I didn’t ask for any details,” the lawyer interrupted, “just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine!’” Farmer Joe said, “Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road…” The lawyer interrupted again and said, “Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.” By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe’s answer and said to the lawyer, “I’d like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie.” Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, “Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn’t want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He went over to my mule first, and after he looked at her he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, “Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her – how are you feeling?””

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A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. All he needed to do was somehow get to the airport, and then he’d be home-free. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home. He offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc… The cabbie said, ”If you don’t have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!” So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight. One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan. The businessman got in the first cab in the line, ”How much for a ride to the airport,” he asked? ”Fifteen bucks,” came the reply. ”And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?” ”What?! Get the hell out of my cab.” The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked, ”How much for a ride to the airport?” The cabbie replied, ”Fifteen bucks.” The businessman said, ”OK,” and off they went. Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each of the other drivers.

Father Son talk A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

Last kiss on a bridge A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?” “I’m going to commit suicide,” she says. While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?” She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she’s finished, the tough, hairy biker says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That’s a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?” Wait for it........ Wait for it........ “My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl… BA BOOM ! ! !

Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway. John Wayne

I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end. Margaret Thatcher

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Let's hope the human race never escapes Earth to spread it's iniquity elsewhere. C.S. Lewis

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. Alfred Hitchcock

We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give. Winston Churchill

Part of the secret to success is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out on the inside. Mark Twain

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I ended up where I intended to be. Douglas Adams

Didn't Ricardo Montalban play Genghis Khan in that Star Trek movie?

A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Arkansas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish." "Pet fish!?!?" "Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home." "What a line of baloney....you're under arrest." The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya! We do this all the time!!" "WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!" The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?" "Well, WHUT?" said the redneck. The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?" "Call who back?" "The FISH," replied the warden! "Whut fish?" asked the redneck. Truth: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.

OK OK, so it's Thursday. I'm out of town on Friday. Enjoy ! ! ! A patrol car has been following this vehicle for about 30 minutes now, when they finally decide to pull it over. The officer steps out and walks up to the driver’s window. “Good afternoon sir” “Good afternoon Officer, any problems ? “No sir. My partner and I have been following and observing you for a half an hour now. We ascertained that you have not committed one single traffic violation, you have not gone over the speed limit by even 1 mph, you were courteous towards the fellow drivers on the road. Therefore, as a part of our new “solid driving awareness program” I would like to present you with this check for $30,000.00.” The driver lets out a big sigh of relief: “Oh good ! Now I can finally pay to get my driver’s license. (Ooops!)” Awkward silence, then the wife sitting in the passenger seat goes: “Don’t listen to him, officer, he always talks nonsense when he has been drinking.” Grandma who’s a little hard of hearing adds from the backseat: “Aye aye aye, didn’t I tell you not to go in a stolen car?” At this time the trunk pops open and a head peeks out: “Are we over the border yet?”

It's not the smell, it's the burning of my eyes. George Carlin

Thanks to CT08SpecB: http://www.ebay.com/itm/261430546827 http://www.ebay.com/itm/121292680899 He has photos of the first lip installed and looks great. Thanks to famaya26 for this one: http://www.ebay.com/itm/390763420015?ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1497.l2649+ He has photos of this lip installed and it too, looks great. http://www.autocityimports.com/0509-subaru-legacy-gt-cs-style-front-lip-p-21297.html battelready has this lip mounted on his car and it looks great AND it appears to not be terribly expensive either.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. Mark Twain

If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one? Abraham Lincoln

Read this one carefully and look around you when you do. They're working hard on it already. Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God. Gilbert Keith Chesterton Another one that fits: If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. Jay Leno