JMLegacy Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1132939/thumbs/r-SUBARU-CRAIGSLIST-AD-FUNNY-DETROIT-large570.jpg?7 The center console is loaded with enough protuberances and jagged edges that necking could lead to a visit to the emergency room." If you're a parent considering buying and fixing up this car for a teenager in your house who imagines they'll use it to go to the local drive-in theater with a cute boy / girl and let their hormones run wild, rest assured, this car is an automotive chastity belt. I mean, look at it. Every part of the car is shaped and styled like the least attractive parts of the human anatomy. The back is too small to lay down in, the rear seats are contoured in such a way as to make love-making impossible, and the center console is loaded with enough protuberances and jagged edges that necking could lead to a visit to the emergency room. This car is the anti-boner, its pastel paint job and fabric interior dousing any hormonal flames. Trust me on this, I drove this car for four years. Your teenager will experience a baffling streak of abstinence when they drive this car, to their frustration, and your relief. Read more: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/11/subaru-craigslist-ad-detroit-funny_n_3259522.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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